Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Varane out for Sunday along with shaw and mount. Mainoo, malacia and Diallo out too.

I’ll dig the boots out. Very much the holding role though these days, the legs just arent there anymore…

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Seems a sensible signing to be honest. He was very good at world cup. Has also worked with Ten Hag before which seems to be a big appeal for him.

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Getting the excuses in early.

Ten Hag is like Roy Keane. He will only sign lads he knows. Doesn’t say much for the United laptop crew

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Haven’t Liverpool signed two lads ten hag new ??

What excuses?

Ten Haag is Roy Keane’esque in his need to buy players hes worked with before. He’ll sign a Yorkie yet.

Fuck you!!!

Laptops? You must be joking

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Onana
Wan bissaka
Martinez
Lindelof
Dalot
Caseimo
Eirksen
Bruno
Antony
Rashford
Martial

Correct man United basically have no scouting team.

It’s all falling on ten hag shoulders.

Remarkable when you consider how well he done last season.

Expectation are delightfully low at united nowadays.

Delightfully.

Calculating Rocket League GIF

Incorrect. Manchester United’s extensive scouting report has been delivered to Coach Ten Hag and it has identified two players as top targets in what remains of this transfer window:

These are:
Kylian Mbappé (PSG)
Erling Braut Haaland (“Manchester City”)

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Holy fuck! Does Haaland beat his missus?

Nasty post

European giants Manchester United and Bayern Munich drawn together in the group stage.

All clubs in 3rd and 4th pots were praying for Utd to be their pot 2 opponents.