Manchester Utd 2023/24 (Part 1)

Finally some good news

Man U Fan boy….
“ I won’t support club if Sports Washing Middle Eastern state buys our Club “

Man U Fan boy….
“ great news that Club share price is tumbling & club is financially unstable “

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Wtf?

If only I had 2 likes to give that.

Looks in about as good a nick as Sancho there.

United are fucked in January when Bruno goes away to film Shrek 7

The silence is becoming deafening from United on Antony at the minute.

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As the leaks in the roof continue, Real Madrid do this to their city centre stadium.

If only the united fans stopped driving out the big money signings, meaning they had to go and make more big money signings, thereby reducing the ability of the owners to upgrade the hovel.

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I only saw the outside of the Bernabeu back in April but it’s very impressive.

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A proper club.

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Obviously leaving it till the afternoon so they can give a definitive statement

Should have a load of those statements sitting in their drafts folder from two weeks ago. Just need to switch up the names.

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It should be an automatic response.

"Manchester United would like to take this opportunity to apologise for the latest scandal, whatever it might be.

We as a club condemn said incident (s)

We are following an internal disciplinary process and can make no further comment on the player(s) future. "

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Or the….

“ Why can’t we have nice things anymore “

Man United released a statement a few hours ago.

The lady took a case against him in Brazil and it was completely dismissed due to multiple inconsistencies in her story.

One included him actually not being in Brazil at the time she claimed to be assaulted I think.

It’s amazing lads on here want to see a persons career destroyed every time they get accused of something.

It’s innocent until proven guilty I thought.

Someone should tell the Brazilian FA

He wouldn’t have a passport travel I presumed.