Louis was more interested in whipping out his lad instead of a phone
My girlfriend asked me to stop singing wonderwall
I said maybe
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It’s Chris Rea’s 69th birthday today. A little known fact is that him and Mark knopfler frpm Dire Straits were going to start a band together once. It would have been called DireRea.
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Marty Whelan (@martylyricfm) Tweeted:
#DianaRoss is 76 today. Just played Touch Me In The Morning… not likely under current circumstances. https://t.co/DFVVS3uWXg https://twitter.com/martylyricfm/status/1243076772314390529?s=20
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An aboriginal friend told me he once failed his music exam in school to which I replied ‘Did you re-do it?’
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I never believed the rumours my husband stole from his job in road construction but looking back now, when I’d go home, all the signs were there.
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Doctor : What seems to be the problem
Patient : I have hereditary diarrhea.
Doctor : Really? How do you know?
Patient : It’s in my jeans.
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It runs in my genes…
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Surprising. I was expecting “runs in the family” to be the punch line.
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I’m merely the messenger. I was in two minds whether to spell it genes/jeans but think I plumped for the correct one.
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Marty on Eurovision. A proper professional broadcaster.
Have it lads. I only got 7/10…
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8/10
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