Far more hours of entertainment in a Brass Eye DVD in fairness.
You were ripped off there. Sure there’s only seven episodes! I’d say I paid a tenner!
Mugged off good and proper
Fair amount of Celtic Tiger vibes off this.
I was reading there at the peak of the Celtic tiger in 2005 54k people turned up at the galway hurdle day during the Galway races.
That surely can’t be true?
It was like the fall of Saigon that week there were that many choppers in the air. Queues for helicopters and a queue to get out of the Radisson.
We were a proper country then.
Where would you even put 50k people? That’s crazy
The Galway Tent
There was 300 helicopter landings per day during race week
There must have been some unbelievable business done in it
I’d say you nailed it there.
Especially the lad selling the bags of dust
Us late gen X/early millennials were absolute sows for drink
Says the oily cunt who was was known as ‘Glenda’ by the civilians in his office during the 2000s.
‘Why so?’ I asked… ‘Because no one was keener to give a blow job to Johnny Ronan.’
It’s easy see why you never branched out from the hurling writing. You need a better imagination. It’s all surface level with you. There’s no depth to your prose.
How did it feel, the smegma yellow?
Tautology. You’ll be embarrassed at that.
It’s easy see why you never made it beyond being a hurling hack. The Marty Morrissey of writing.
Synesthesia, actually,. But you would not get that distincrion, being a vulgar moron.
Glenda.
Pressing a point – a figurative point.
I was a while in a Crokes context at weekend. Told ‘interesting’ things about you. You really are not liked.
Glenda.
An oily sleazy cunt.
Are there mirrors in your house?