[SIZE=6]On the tenth anniversary of the term âpuke footballâ, why are Tyrone still seen as the black sheep?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Pat Spillane plucked the phrase out of thin air but it has endured and has done Mickey Harteâs side no favours[/SIZE]
Tyrone defenders swarm around a Kerry player during the 2003 All-Ireland semi-final at Croke Park. Tyrone won 0-13 to 0-6 and went on to defeat Armagh in the final. Photograph: Morgan Treacy/Inpho
Malachy Clerkin
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Fri, Aug 23, 2013, 23:25
First published:Fri, Aug 23, 2013, 23:25
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[*]Pat Spillane[/URL] didnât know what he was going to say but he knew he was going to say something. Knew he had to. Knew he needed to place on public record the fact that this was no ordinary outrage that was tugging at his sleeve. The afternoon and early evening had passed since Tyrone had beaten Kerry and ever since early in the first half, Spillane had boiling up . Come showtime, he bubbled over.[URL=âhttp://www.irishtimes.com/search/search-7.1213540?tag_person=Michael%20Lyster&article=trueâ]Michael Lyster asked him for his reaction and he plucked from thin air the two words that have followed him ever since.
Puke football.
It is 10 years to the day since the phrase tumbled from his lips. August 24, 2003 â Tyrone 0-13 Kerry 0-6. PĂĄidĂ Ă SĂ©âs side fed through the mincer, covered up by a blanket defence made of steel wool. SĂ©amus Moynihan shaking his head and saying it was like Times Square out there. And Spillane, with a seat on the Sunday Game couch that night, let slip the dogs of war.
On air
âI donât know where it came from,â he says. âIt wasnât a phrase I had heard, it wasnât something that I prepared. I did have this feeling of anger at the way the game had gone and the build-up inside me since the end of the match meant that once we went on air, I knew I would have plenty to say. But it wasnât like I thought of the phrase beforehand.
âThat isnât how it works. I would say that at least 99 per cent of the time, Iâm talking straight off the top of my head. Thatâs the way Iâve always done things. I scored a goal against Tyrone in 1986 where I palmed the ball to the net. I had never attempted a goal like that before and I never did it again. It was purely what occurred to me in that split second. The puke football thing was like that. I just said it without thinking.â
Strip away emotion and county fidelity and itâs actually a magnificent phrase. It doesnât make grammatical sense yet you know perfectly well what itâs getting at. Two nouns thrown out side by side â vomited out, almost â its author so apparently enraged that he had neither time or mood to arrange them properly.
If heâd said âpuke-inducing footballâ or even âfootball to make you want to pukeâ, chances are it would have just been tossed on the pile of disposable Spillaneisms. But puke football endures, a killer soundbite worthy of the darker corners of the oeuvre of aPeter Mandelson.
Positive things
âAnd I never said it again!â he says. âI said it once and never again except when people brought it up. I would genuinely say that over the years, I have said multiple times more positive things about Tyrone than negatives. They won three All- Irelands playing some excellent football and I have praised them countless times. But no one listens. All people remember is puke football.â
In the 10 years since, Tyrone have had plenty of cause to hold it against him. As Enda McGinley pointed out during the week, theyâve been involved in a fair percentage of the best matches of our time yet itâs no generalisation to say that the overwhelming majority of the GAA public at the very least take a dim view of them.
âPuke footballâ has been a label stuck to the side of their suitcase throughout a decadeâs travel, as if they are some way worse than everybody else.
At the Tyrone press night last week, someone informed Mickey Harte[/URL] that SeĂĄn Cavanaghâs rugby tackle had seen him compared to [URL=âhttp://www.irishtimes.com/search/search-7.1213540?tag_person=Lance%20Armstrong&article=trueâ]Lance Armstrong in terms of being a cheat. Another questioner framed Tyrone as Millwall â no one likes us, we donât care. Harte chuckled sadly and shook his head both times, declaring it regrettable that it has come to this.
Yet itâs worth examining why and how they became the black sheep. And be in no doubt â thatâs how Tyrone GAA people feel theyâre perceived. It started with puke football, it carried on through the Battle of Omagh and John Murray and Derrytresk and more. It might sound silly beyond the county boundary but inside, it has long been an article of faith. Picked on, singled out.
âThe Conor Gormley thing made people just go, âWhat a waste of time,ââ says Ryan McMenamin. âThey waited 10 days to suspend him and then they threw it out within 48 hours. Why do that? Why bother? Tyrone people look at that and just feel like theyâre being picked on and that theyâve been down this road before. Theyâre well used to criticism by now.â
McMenamin freely concedes Tyrone havenât helped matters at times. Their football under Harte has always been in-yer-face and ex-players from other counties have had plenty to say about how theyâve conducted themselves.
OisĂn McConville was scathing about McMenamin and Gormley in particular in his book over the verbals he was subjected to in Armagh v Tyrone games down the years. Nobody doubts his bona fides or imagines he was the only one.
But even that doesnât explain the level of distaste for Tyrone football in the south. Theyâve always been physical but no more so than SeĂĄn Boylanâs Meath. And as every shade of the cynicism debate has been played out over the past three weeks, the one thing we can surely agree on is that they didnât invent it. That theyâre arguably better at it than most canât be reason enough for the fatwa.
McMenamin puts some of it down to their own attitude, which from the outset was confrontational. They got off on the wrong foot and never quite righted it.
âNorthern people have probably been a bit paranoid down the years. The Northern mindset is complicated because the Troubles probably made a lot of people feel like you are out on your own. You do fend for yourself. You do fight your own corner. Thereâd be a bit of everyone that kind of goes, âWell no one likes us. They think of us as different. They donât count us as Irish.â
Army checkpoints
âWe would definitely have had this idea that people in the south didnât really understand where we were coming from.
âI remember as a wee boy going to the Ulster final in 1989 between Tyrone and Donegal. Clones from my house is maybe an hourâs drive but in 1989, youâd be leaving the house at 10 oâclock in the morning because crossing the border meant police and army checkpoints that took two or three hours to go through. And the same again that evening, meaning you werenât home until 11 at night.
âPeople in the south probably didnât realise what a struggle it was for us to just get playing GAA on the same level as them.But that was part of what made us into the people we were and it feeds into the mindset of a lot of people in the North. Part of us would have been thinking that we fought just to get playing Gaelic games and then when we arrived down to the south, the people who were meant to be the same as us didnât seem to understand what we were about.
âIt wasnât as though we were expecting a welcome mat laid out for us but it was strange to feel as though we were different in some way. After a while, you just go, âRight, if thatâs the way they see us, fair enoughâ. There wasnât outright hostility but I suppose the more competitive the football got, the more hostile the whole scene got . . . . But thatâs just sport really.â
Constant presence
Itâs a shame because in the end, Tyrone do their business just as most counties do. Their centre of excellence in Garvaghy is a credit to all concerned, their constant presence at the business end of the various underage championships a nod to the lessons others can take from them. Even Spillane has found attitudes to him changing among Tyrone people â although mostly as a consequence of them having Joe Brolly for a voodoo doll now instead.
âLook, Tyrone have played the game a certain way and at times it has been based on stopping the other team playing,â he says. âIt started against Kerry in 2003 and at different times over the years, theyâve gone out to be negative and to keep games tight so that they might win it in the last 10 minutes. But are they more cynical than the vast majority of counties? Absolutely no way. Is their tackling more illegal than the vast majority of other counties? Absolutely no way.â
So there you have it. Tyrone no more pukey than the rest, says the papa of puke football himself. What you reckon, Ricey? âSure you wouldnât want to be listening to Spillane, would you?â
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Ricey nails it there. Southies resent us, they fear us. They hate the way that even though all the obstacles that have been placed in front of, we overcame them and weâre better than them. They canât stand that so they always look to get that advantage and their whinging and moaning when we refuse to be bullied is music to our ears.
