Sounds a lot, but you could easily ride two or three at a time and manage a day or two off.
You have it or you dont. Clearly you dont.
Ah here, give it a rest, Casanova. You’ve more rides in your head than a county fair. If bullshit was a currency, you’d be a millionaire by now.
He’s you rattled more than all them women he’s clattered.
There’s no shame in not having it kid.
Sowing your wild oats and praying to God for crop failure
And most of them talking the big stuff have young daughters ![]()
There’s no shame in not having it kid
Must be strange going from riding 10 a week to the married monotony you now profess to love, periods, menopuse, headaches, pregnancies, post pregnancies, stiches in clits etc etc. Your balls must be f**n swollen
Some of them even have mothers ![]()
I hung em up over the mantlepiece last year when no.3 was born. I’m outta the game for good now… out to pasture. Young bulls like @Copper_pipe run the show now.
He is seething!
Has anyone ever got into an actual bodycount conversation with their respective others?

@chocolatemices Princess when they had such a conversation
Very dangerous territory mate. Stay well clear.
I mentioned an ex once to my Missus and it was like a Spanish inquisition. Lesson learned
Very dangerous territory mate. Stay well clear.
I mentioned an ex once to my Missus and it was like a Spanish inquisition. Lesson learned
I don’t know how ye do it.
I went to the cinema the other night. Was sitting in my seat waiting for the movie to come on when this woman walks in with a border collie on a leash with her. At first I thought it was a seeing eye dog or something similar then I saw her give the dog some pop corn and sit him up on the plush seat. When the film started the dog was engrossed, it started barking when everyone started laughing and starting whining at the sad and violent bits in the films and he really seemed to enjoy his night …
Can lads post their aul yarns in the proper thread
Kev posted up the list of countries of all the women he’d been with on here one time ![]()
There’s the issue right there. Going out three or four years while she should have been bulled every Saturday night by someone different.
I’m just telling you as it is. She was in her early twenties
What age bracket are your own daughters?
They’re getting “bulled” by the two piss heads in the guess the pub thread video
