Shur the cunt was scuttered. A lot of lads have pissed in quare places when drunk. I knew lad who came home rotten one night and went into his parents room and pissed on top of his motherâs head. When she woke and told him to stop his gently shushed her and finished up his piss.
Let he who hasnât drunkenly pissed in a wardrobe cast the first stone.
Stone castâŚ
Hi jinx
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I was away with herself one weekend. After a hefty session I woke up and went into the hotel corridor buck naked to take a piss. Door locked behind me. Took her a good 10 minutes to wake up.
Thatâs a very weird story. Did the mother just lie there letting him finish his piss?
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A Canadian bird threw me out of her apartment in Temple Bar the night of the Eire-Germany World Cup game in 2002 after I went onto the balcony and started urinating onto the street below. I was conscientious in that I didnât actually urinate down onto any people, but she was having none of my excuses.
Was she more worried that you were pissing onto the street or that a random stranger had climbed onto her balcony in the first place?
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Yes. She took it like a champ.
Pride. Pride is a motherfucker.
Never did it. I canât understand how it can happen either. How can you be that fucked up that you donât know where the toilet is? Itâs pretty pathetic, but a boast in Ireland.
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Very salty
Exuberance :
SOB was out drinking in busy pub. Took his top off in the pub to get attention. He then pissed on an innocent bystander.
Nothing out of the ordinary for a rubby player
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They are all closeted homosexuals I think
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Arenât we all
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