More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[tazdedub]

Would you be able to wear the shirt for 3 days straight?

[Fran]

@Smark

My mother texts in text speak, where a lot of stuff is shortened. “Der is a bite at home 4 u” kind of thing. Anyway she uses ‘cum’ in place of ‘come’. I shudder every time she uses it but it seems worse to correct her on the cum/come matter as it would involve explaining or highlighting the difference, so I put up with it for now and avoid getting into text exchanges with her. There was a possibility yesterday that I’d have to collect her from somewhere and sure enough in the evening I got the confirmation “Can you cum 4 me later?”

Superb

[Fagan_ODowd]

@tazdedub

Would you be able to wear the shirt for 3 days straight?

I wouldn’t no.

[Juhniallio]

Today is my anniversary. I forgot and so did Mrs J. We only realised when my mother put it up on the family whatsapp.

[braz83]

She forgot too, you keep telling yourself that

[Horsebox]

Don’t fall into the trap of staying together “for the kids”, mate. Just rip the plaster off and move out at the weekend. No point in prolonging this sham of a marriage.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

I think the don’t thing in portmarnock is to split the house into 2 and one lives upstairs and one downstairs

@anon98850436 please confirm

[artfoley]

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

I think the don’t thing in portmarnock is to split the house into 2 and one lives upstairs and one downstairs

@Ebeneezer_Goode please confirm

Maybe he could avail of more dodgy planning to convert the garage into a juhy flat.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@artfoley

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy

I think the don’t thing in portmarnock is to split the house into 2 and one lives upstairs and one downstairs

@Ebeneezer_Goode please confirm

Maybe he could avail of more dodgy planning to convert the garage into a juhy flat.

[Juhniallio]

@Horsebox

Don’t fall into the trap of staying together “for the kids”, mate. Just rip the plaster off and move out at the weekend. No point in prolonging this sham of a marriage.

A nice post off me in less than 10mins! I’m delighted it was you mate.

[iron_mike]

How long Juli ?

[Juhniallio]

8 years.

[artfoley]

@Juhniallio

8 years

It’ll take you as long to get back into the good books

[iron_mike]

You’re only a novice kid

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@iron_mike

You’re only a novice kid

sigh

[Horsebox]

@Juhniallio

@Horsebox

Don’t fall into the trap of staying together “for the kids”, mate. Just rip the plaster off and move out at the weekend. No point in prolonging this sham of a marriage.

A nice post off me in less than 10mins! I’m delighted it was you mate.

What a lovely surprise to get after my jaunt to Tesco, pal.

[anon61956325]

A family whatsapp

[HBV]

For Christ’s sake, will you fucking go and enjoy your honeymoon.

[Tassotti]

he’son here 24/7 and he supposed to be getting married

[Horsebox]

@ChocolateMice

A family whatsapp

The Horsebox family has one too. The parents love it. What harm.