Congrats on running @Tassotti, @HBV and @Smark off the forum, chief.
Yet more internet conquests for you
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Iāll end you and your fixie you horrific cunt
I donāt own a fixie mate
The bank. Sorry we donāt do any cash transactions after 3 OāClock. Fuck the fuck off, youāre a fucking bank you useless cunts, the sooner they are completely replaced by technology the fucking better.
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Fair enough. Iāll just end you
Maddy losing an arm in Home & Away and then picking up the MRSA bug
Why couldnāt this happen to Alf the narky bollocks?
Alf is still going strong?? 
Anybody else still there from the start? Flathead? Lance and Martin? Milko?
I suffer the same foible
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I hate it. It makes my skin crawl with uneasiness.
Fucking lazy cunts, clean yere own houses!! 
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Explains the dirty wooden floors 
A cleaner is a gamechanger If you value your time more than 10 or 15 euro an hour. It does mean being Irish and a man leaving the house while she is there.
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Cheeky bastard, Iāve never posted a dirty wooden floor photo, that was the carpet 
I couldnāt have a cleaner to be honest, if my mother found out about it Iād be finished, itās far from cleaners I was reared etc.
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That attitude has stopped me getting a gardener or at least somebody to mow the lawn.
You have seen porn on the Internet ???
You have seen my cleaner?
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Or was it that her unwelcome intrusion ruined your plan for your day off of fondling yourself whilst watching some soft porn French detective series?
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I hadnāt been considering it at that point, but stranger things have happened.
The similarity in the labels of Miwadi Orange (nice) and Miwadi Orange & Pineapple (disgusting)
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That cunting Carlsberg ad with that young lad running out shouting the Irish are coming.
We were there. Weāve gone home. Itās fucking over.
Cunts.
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Is that not for 3 mobile?