Cathal McCarron.
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That kid in the Aldi ad for Paul O Connell who does his speech. The little fucker turns up late for training.
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Church gate collections,I donāt mind giving to whatever cause but actually manning the buckets. Iāve 2 masses to do this morning and the same old miserable cunts will skulk around, loitering up near the church gates to try and slip in behind you while youāre doing the usual āThanks for the support Patā to some other attendee who has actually put a few quid into the bucket.
If youāre quick enough to turn around its like catching a rabbit in the headlights and they know theyāre cornered, theyāll begrudgingly drop in a few cents while mumbling and muttering about how it shouldnāt cost money to go to mass. The cunts.
Iād be all for a separate entrance to one side of the church. A collection free zone. We would put a big sign up that reads āLousers this way pleaseā.
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I did one recently Brimmer for the local defib fundā¦ Iād shame every cunt into giving something.
I was actually more surprised at the generosity or some folkā¦ Plenty 20ās and 10ās.
Some people are great.It would open your eyes to others though. Fellas around the town giving it big licks about how clubs should be run etc ā¦ But will then walk past the collection for the same club, be it Gaa or tidy towns or the school. Well able to criticise but will do fuck all to help.
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Iād say itās more like
āI see @Brimmer_Bradley is on the bucket again?ā āyeah. Heāll be in (insert local boozer name here) by 1pm.ā
'How much of it do you think ends up in the Bradley rehydration fund? ā
āYouāre right. Best Tip out the other door and give it to yer man (insert typical honest salt of the earth roaster name). At least youāll know it gets there.ā
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Ah now. The admin costs are divied up equally. All stolen monies are spilt between us all.
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You collecting for the grab all association?
That was last month. This is for the local athletics club.
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When youāre watching sports and whenever they say your man is a certain age and you saying in your head āJaysus heās auld.ā And then you realise its the same age as yourself.
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Blunt Gilette fusion razors.
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Oh dear, I see John Kerry was in Tipperary yesterday to receive his prestigious award.
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Oh Dear, itās still pathetic. He only turned up for the paddy vote in the Election next week. Revel in the prestige all you want though 
We could get your man to make a lamp out of Bulmers caps
You were wrong on the internet pal, suck it up and move on.
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Some amount of undecided US presidential voters in Tipp alright
Kerry picked up the victory in Tipperary with the minimum of fuss, as usual.
Ben Afflecks forehead
On Graham Norton now. Not sure if heās had a hair transplant, Botox or both
Sting,what a crock of shite
He was barely recognisable.