Iāll make sure the restaurant is profitable first
The court heard that Mr Conway will become one of the preferential creditors in the liquidation of the defendant company.
They may as well have awarded him ā¬100m in fairness.
That really narrows the field
A man driving a Ford Ka
Just fucking wrong
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I borrowed herselfs car on Thursday as she had mine blocked in with her wonder parking. The steering wheel was wobbling all over the shop.
ādid you notice that the steering is a bit wobbly?ā says I
āah yes, itās been like that for a whileā
āare you planning on driving that car with the kids in to Kent on Saturday?ā (family christening)
āyes. Why, do you think there might be a problem?ā
āhad you not noticed that you have no tread AT ALL left on your tyres?ā
āerrrr noā
Three of her four tyres had wire coming through the rubber when I took it to get them replaced today.
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She mugged you
Not really. We have two bank accounts. Her bank account, and a joint bank account. I am in a permanent state of mugged off.
Where she did mug me off was this christening.
We were invited three months ago. I told her that I wasnāt going. I am going. Enough said.
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My wife is hopeless. The only thing she gets done on time is insurance. Tax, NCT, tyres, petrol, service. Like you flatty I borrowed her car as mine was getting a service. Hers was gone 3k over the service and not enough diesel to get to the end of the road
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Donāt start me on fuel. Every time I get into her car I have to fill the fucker up. Petrol roulette I call it, though there are 5 bullets in the chamber.
Hope you have an enjoyable family occasion, mate.
So do I pal, but I doubt it.
You canāt be expecting women to look after their cars, you need to check them for them on a regular basis.
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Mugged off with yeāre women the lot of ye.
My wife looks after these trifling issues for me.
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I think Iām overly exercised, as making her car roadworthy enough to drag us all to the arse end of Kent, where Iāll have to sit with her family, and will miss all the hurling to boot, seems a bit like being made to dig your own grave before being shot in the back of the neck.
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Your wife looks after your car? Or is this another case where youāll reply in a 5 or 6 posts claiming hilariously that you were 
Well I was referring to the general servicing ad maintenance of the car
My wife isnāt an airhead who doesnāt know how to use a petrol pump or drive around on a flat or dangerous tyre.
Sheāll be a lot more likely than me to notice something amiss.
What does the rest of your post refer to?
She can use a petrol pump 
Youāve got a real mechanic there.
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Ya, sheās a topper.
Youāre busy out in the kitchen, thatās fair enough
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