More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[gilgamboa]

@TreatyStones

He’s too much of a cunt for it

Nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me. Anyone who isn’t at least a bit of a cunt isn’t worth bothering with

[TreatyStones]

@tazdedub

No such thing a being too much of a cunt to be a chugger.

[Juhniallio]

@farmerinthecity

Someone ringing you who have clearly the wrong number but refuse to accept it.

‘Hello, can I speak to the Sultan of Brunei?’
‘Sorry - you have the wrong number.’
‘But this was the number I was given. Are you sure?’

We were only having a bit of craic. Thought you’d have copped it to when we mentioned ‘the sultan’ to be honest.

[Juhniallio]

@Julio_Geordio

@farmerinthecity

Someone ringing you who have clearly the wrong number but refuse to accept it.

‘Hello, can I speak to the Sultan of Brunei?’
‘Sorry - you have the wrong number.’
‘But this was the number I was given. Are you sure?’

I had one the other day an auld lad, I’d say well on in years. A pure ignorant tone on him the whole time

Hello is this the hardware shop.
No it’s blah blah blah.
And is that the hardware shop?
No you’ve the wrong number I’d say.
Well I rang the number for the hardware shop.
Well this isn’t the hardware shop.
What’s the number for the shop so.
I’ve no idea I’m afraid, we have nothing at all to do with them.
Why did they give me your number so?

Clearly @fitzy’s family are still trying to trace him.

[artfoley]

@farmerinthecity

People that approach you in the street and try to get you to sign up for charity.

A big wave at you from miles away - usually followed by a ‘why don’t you smile?’

As if they have such a great personality and there is something wrong with you.

No mention of the fact that they are on commission from the charity.

I’d love to head butt the pricks

If they’re the amnesty ones a quick query about why they want murderers to live and babies to die quickly gets rid of them

[mikehunt]

I will use this.

[glasagusban]

You have a very strong record of animosity towards people in various low paid jobs.

Maybe this is the only job these people can get? Any sympathy for that? Also, you’re an accountant right? I wonder whether your work, or the work of people who raise money for an NGO or charity is more beneficial to society. Your sense of superiority is clearly misplaced.

What i’d draw from all this is that you’re an arsehole.

[Mac]

@glasagusban

You have a very strong record of animosity towards people in various low paid jobs.

Maybe this is the only job these people can get? Any sympathy for that? Also, you’re an accountant right? I wonder whether your work, or the work of people who raise money for an NGO or charity is more beneficial to society. Your sense of superiority is clearly misplaced.

What i’d draw from all this is that you’re an arsehole.

Thinly veiled, ‘stop slagging off my mates’

[mikehunt]

Hoping the chisler gets out of hospital today. Doc says he can go home if we bring him back Tuesday for bloods. We’re both working so can’t do it. She said ok, he stays and we take bloods tomorrow. I asked can we go home and bring him back up tomorrow to get the blood taken. No was the reply.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@mikehunt

Hoping the chisler gets out of hospital today. Doc says he can go home if we bring him back Tuesday for bloods. We’re both working so can’t do it. She said ok, he stays and we take bloods tomorrow. I asked can we go home and bring him back up tomorrow to get the blood taken. No was the reply.

hope all is ok mate

[gilgamboa]

Leinster shitting the bed here in RDS after throwing away big lead against Glasgow. Just got back to 31 -30 up 2 mins left and the floodlights have packed it in

[the_man_himself]

Why would they be shitting the bed in a Magners League match?

[gilgamboa]

Why? Because they thought the game was done and made a raft of changes coz they thought the game was done

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Mike if your young lad is in hospital leave work go fuck.
Ring them and say you’re gone for a week. Fucking hell get the kid sorted first. Force majure is part Irish law.
Your case fits the bill big time.

[Raylan]

I must ask the oul lad was he ringing any hardware shop in Limerick today

[Arseboxin]

[mikehunt]

Work are grand in fairness to them. I’ve missed a lot of time already the last few months. Just odd that they’d take blood tomorrow but only as an in patient.

[Tassotti]

That’s proper rugby support right there

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

Rugby?

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Hope he’s ok. Look after yourself too.