Cringe. Trying too hard there pal
You started it
Stop whining
The weather. Fuck Sake
Ryanair check in and general āserviceā. Fucking cunts
What happened?
Welcome to 1997 .
Ah, fucking cunts introduced a new rule about āmandatory seat purchasesā after we bought flights and the reservation number wouldnāt work so weāve half the day spent on live chats to some outsourced call centre cunts who charge a transaction fee for any help they give you. Hilarious. As it stands, Mrs J is flying to Malta with 2 kids at the front of the plane and Iāve been randomly selected somewhere down the backā¦
I know this is a golden situation but it just wonāt be allowed play out like that as we all know.
Do you reckon the wife did it on purpose?
Thatās the thingā¦ I did it. She doesnāt knowā¦yet.
You could offer to sit with the kids I suppose
why should they pay for my fuck up?
This is a result mate
Offer??
Heās the one who fucked up here so he wonāt have a choice
Amateur hour
had that last week going to London
the hostesses said as we got on to ask the person in the seat next to your family to swich
i decided not to and slept instead
Thatās disappointing mate.
1hr long flight mate & i had them on the way over
ive been to Australia 4 times with them already & a 5th in a few weeks so you can come to me for any queries about flying with kids, when you have my expertise you will understand
Ooooft!!