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Cringe. Trying too hard there pal

You started it

Stop whining

The weather. Fuck Sake

Ryanair check in and general ā€˜serviceā€™. Fucking cunts

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What happened?

Welcome to 1997 .

Just like @Chucks_Nwoko

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Ah, fucking cunts introduced a new rule about ā€˜mandatory seat purchasesā€™ after we bought flights and the reservation number wouldnā€™t work so weā€™ve half the day spent on live chats to some outsourced call centre cunts who charge a transaction fee for any help they give you. Hilarious. As it stands, Mrs J is flying to Malta with 2 kids at the front of the plane and Iā€™ve been randomly selected somewhere down the backā€¦
I know this is a golden situation but it just wonā€™t be allowed play out like that as we all know.

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Do you reckon the wife did it on purpose?

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Thatā€™s the thingā€¦ I did it. She doesnā€™t knowā€¦yet.

You could offer to sit with the kids I suppose

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why should they pay for my fuck up?

This is a result mate

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Offer??

Heā€™s the one who fucked up here so he wonā€™t have a choice

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Amateur hour

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had that last week going to London

the hostesses said as we got on to ask the person in the seat next to your family to swich

i decided not to and slept instead

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Thatā€™s disappointing mate.

1hr long flight mate & i had them on the way over

ive been to Australia 4 times with them already & a 5th in a few weeks so you can come to me for any queries about flying with kids, when you have my expertise you will understand

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Ooooft!!

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