More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Lads all joking aside is pinching a womans arse a sexual assault?

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its only a bit of crack

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Most women love it, as long as its done as a compliment and you are not setting out to humiliate them.

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If it’s unwelcome, yes mate.

But you wouldn’t know if it’s unwelcome until you’ve done it.

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In your case I assume you’ll have discussed the terms beforehand.

You have it arseways. Don’t do it unless you know (for sure) it’s welcome.

Did a bird ever pinch your are?

With the amount of posters around here who try and fail miserably to bring me down a peg or two, it’s quite clear that most of the forum are exceedingly jealous of me.

Dancing to my tune, it’s called.

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Pinch my what mate?

Fair enough, I’m at a loss to think how anybody here could be jealous of you but if it gives you some comfort then plough on with that, you seem like an awful oddball.

Keep dancing for me, boy.

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Your fellow county men dumped you fairly handy when you had a few pints and fell over the other night.

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That was the Cork ground.

I thought it was the Tipp crowd, the big fuckin Jessies

Lads what’s the craic with pretending to be in imaginary internet gangs? Does it add value to your internetting? And, you know, are we not all a bit old for it these days?

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I’ve no grá for it anyways

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Them too.

Was a show on RTE last nt. Find me a home. Showed one couple who were looking for a house on the HAP scheme. They had been looking for a place for three years no joy. They had one 3 yr old child and she was due again in 7 days.

Current living situation
Him- lives at home with mother and sister and her three kids. He sleeps on couch
Her- lives with her mudder and fadder her three sisters and one of their daughters her brudda and her own kid

So they show up to this viewing and he is wearing a tracksuit and t shirt and tatoos all over the shop looking like a serious scobe.

So much wrong its hard to know where to start

Did it say do either of the parents work?