More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[Bandage]

I’m thinking of going undercover and replacing the sign on the fridge with something like:

“I never mentioned this before but I think the microwave is a right cunt!”

[Julio_Geordio]

You should put up one with a quote bubble saying “Is anyone else concerned that the fridge has become self aware and is behaving in a passive aggressive manner?”

[Fagan_ODowd]

Where would he put that up?

[Julio_Geordio]

His forehead

[johnnysachs]

Sounds like there are more snowflakes in your place of work than the Alps.

[artfoley]

@Julio_Geordio

His forehead

Be a move up from A4 to A3

[Fagan_ODowd]

I’d say it’s the facilities guys. I’d say they got that at a facilities conference.

@Bandage

On the harmless end of the wrong scale…but someone in my office keeps putting A4 pages with quote bubbles on inanimate objects and delivering messages from them. It’s always nice to get an update from a printer, dishwasher, kitchen door or fridge. Lovely use of exclamation marks to highlight the light nature of this banter. Along these lines:

“I’m not working at the moment (unlike you!) but somebody’s going to fix me really soon!”

“It’s very cramped in here. Don’t forget to eat or remove your food before I start to get smelly!”

“Please keep me closed as it gets very noisy when I’m left open!”

[Watch_The_Break]

I think it’s done in the hope that people will forget the fridge is a machine that the company is supposed to maintain. Instead they’ll go “Haha imagine if the fridge could talk” and tell their friends about it.

[Fagan_ODowd]

@Watch_The_Break

I think it’s done in the hope that people will forget the fridge is a machine that the company is supposed to maintain. Instead they’ll go “Haha imagine if the fridge could talk” and tell their friends about it.

They probably think this will go viral. Some eejit is bound to put up a post about it somewhere and we’ll be one of those best places in Ireland to work, before you know it.

[Watch_The_Break]

Who wouldn’t want a job in a place where the fridge and microwave don’t work.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Watch_The_Break

Who wouldn’t want a job in a place where the fridge and microwave don’t work.

The fridge, the microwave, @Bandage is anything working in that office

[Fagan_ODowd]

Managers talking to the telly during the course of sporting events.

[gilgamboa]

@Julio_Geordio

The fridge, the microwave, @Bandage is anything working in that office

@Bandage phone is working anyway hes on tfk all day long

[gilgamboa]

Horrendous practise. Assuming you are talking about the rugby? If thst game was on sky it doesnt happen. Bt love it

[Fagan_ODowd]

@gilgamboa

Horrendous practise. Assuming you are talking about the rugby? If thst game was on sky it doesnt happen. Bt love it

There was also an assistant manager of Cork City interviewed during the game tonight and Steve Cotterill of Birmingham City explained his team selection to Sky about 10 minutes before his game tonight when you’d think surely to fuck he should be in the dressing room.

[the_man_himself]

@Fagan_ODowd

There was also an assistant manager of Cork City interviewed during the game tonight

John Cotter seems to get interviewed at least once in every Cork City game that’s on TV. Himself and Tony must be great friends at this stage

[flattythehurdler]

@Fagan_ODowd

Managers talking to the telly during the course of sporting events.

That’d be great in the gaa.

[Ralphie]

“Davy your thoughts so far?”

[Mac]

Waking up hungover and finding theres no fucking teabags left in the house

[balbec]

That’s cruel