Donāt be pedantic
itād still be a significant step for someone like you
What do you mean by that ?
Right. Last year whilst in kuching with work, I bought herself a necklace. I went in to buy a bracelet and blah blah blah, though I had to walk round the block a few times at the price before purchasing.
Anyhow, she never wore it, though its fairly dressy so she said she didnāt have the right opportunity.
When I badgered her about it a bit further, it transpired she had lost the fucking thing. For six months. I reacted with ādisappointmentā so she then decided that the decoraters must have taken it. When I pointed out that they were friends of mine and wouldnāt take 5p, she admitted that she may have hidden it and couldnāt find it.
So, the last day, I was up in the top looking for a book, and when I took it out of the shelf, lo and behold, there behind it was her necklace, her eternity ring (which she never said sheād lost) and her watch (ditto)
So finally she wears the necklace to a fundraiser which was an 80ās themed night. It looked lovely on her I thought. She got home and said that the girls asked her where she got the eighties jewellery from.
Fucks sake.
Iād be more worried about the fact that your missus is lying to you on a regular basisā¦
What was the book?
Iād rather not know.
She really loves Limerick but is worried about you missing all your Manc celebrity friends if you move back.
Toddle along there like a good man.
Scenes!!
maybe flatty should introduce the missus to Paul Massey
āI moved to West Didsbury three years ago. I now realise itās become a parody of itself and am looking forward to moving back to Moss Side where I was born. Get out while you can. But the Railway is one of the friendliest pubs Iāve ever had the joy to drink in.ā
Flatty buys all his clothes in Junk Shop.
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Iām sure he looks fetching in the tartan playsuit 
Och aye!. Probably used to wear it on his trips to Parkhead.