No canvassers please
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They realise this now after I told them to fuck off last week. Complete shambles.
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Did you hear that? Is there someone at the door?
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Who’s there?
Can someone explain what this is in laymens terms please
The knock-knock joke is a question-and-answer joke, typically ending with a pun. Knock-knock jokes are primarily seen as children’s jokes, though there are exceptions.
The scenario is of a person knocking on the front door to a house. The teller of the joke says, “Knock, knock!”; the recipient responds, “Who’s there?” The teller gives a name (such as “Noah”) or a description (such as “Police”) or something that purports to be a name (such as “Needle”). The other person then responds by asking the caller’s surname (“Noah who?” “Police who?” “Needle who?”), to which the joke-teller delivers a pun involving the name (“Noah place I can spend the night?” “Police let me in—it’s cold out here!” “Needle little help with the groceries!”).
The formula of the joke must be followed strictly:
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
[ Someone or something ]
[ Someone or something ] who?
[ Punchline ]
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I bet you’re a real hit at parties.
Ahhh now I get it.
I can’t tell you until you show me your privacy policy
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Another Y2K scam.
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Yawn
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The consultants have to use something to keep everyone afraid and make money,
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4% of global TURNOVER or €20m whichever is HIGHER
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Ah good jesus, I’ve been waiting all day for that?
I’ve just seem Tom Parson’s injury. The poor cunt.
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FFS
Is there anything more ridiculous than the Red Bull Flugtag?
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