The state is right, what did you iron your collar with a hair curlers?
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Them Penneyâs shirts a bitch to keep white alright
That shirts been washed a fair few times already, another spin round wonât do it any harm
And the next dayâŚand the next
Spag Bol. Good one Hutchy.
I wonât be picking too many of those off the footpath outside my house.
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Some lad was drinking alcohol free beer the other night at a party âwith added vitamins and micronutrientsâ
Tis the new gin.
Iâll accept lager free alcohol, but thatâs where I draw the line
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Awful carry on. Sheâs loaded with money, has equally idiotic friends to boast to and he could hardly have missed.
He?
Itâs a fucking giraffe. Sheâs nuts.
Sheâs some neck alright
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Dear me art. 
They probably told the stupid bint that it was a tiger.
Thatâs a stretch.
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I couldnât leave it unpunned