More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[Julio_Geordio]

@Smark

because they’ll only kick you when you’re down

Unlike Paddy who’ll hit you with a brick.

[myboyblue]

@Smark

My friend Paddy is a hero and it’s a medal he should have got not six years in the slammer and his life in utter ruin. Well there’s loads of fellas here who have shown their true colours today. If you’re ever in a spot of bother don’t bother turning to them looking for a bit of support because they’ll only kick you when you’re down.

Paddy’s the hero Ireland deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So we’ll jail him. Because he can take it. Because he’s not our hero. He’s a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A dark knight.

[Julio_Geordio]

@Smark if it’s any consolation I know a lad who done a few years for some drug stuff. He reckoned it was a piece of piss if, obviously, very boring.

[TreatyStones]

@Julio_Geordio

@Smark if it’s any consolation I know a lad who done a few years for some drug stuff. He reckoned it was a piece of piss if, obviously, very boring.

Like if you weren’t getting an grief inside there it might not be too bad. Plenty of reading, do a few courses etc.

[Julio_Geordio]

@TreatyStones

@Julio_Geordio

@Smark if it’s any consolation I know a lad who done a few years for some drug stuff. He reckoned it was a piece of piss if, obviously, very boring.

Like if you weren’t getting an grief inside there it might not be too bad. Plenty of reading, do a few courses etc.

He said you spend most of the day in the gym.

[myboyblue]

@TreatyStones

@Julio_Geordio

@Smark if it’s any consolation I know a lad who done a few years for some drug stuff. He reckoned it was a piece of piss if, obviously, very boring.

Like if you weren’t getting an grief inside there it might not be too bad. Plenty of reading, do a few courses etc.

Could arrange a football match between the inmates and prison guards, over the course of which all sorts of hijinks ensue.

[anon25556527]

Did you ask him about the showers?

[Julio_Geordio]

@anon25556527

Did you ask him about the showers?

Do you honestly think that stuff actually happens regularly? Sure every inmate would sue the state if it did.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

I have posted some of these before. They are well worth a read. This guy was an author who got hooked on heroine and got caught mugging someone with a knife and got a 10 year sentence. Wrote some great accounts about his time in prison and what happens behind bars

A Gentleman's Guide To Sex In Prison

[Julio_Geordio]

@Big_Dan_Campbell

hooked on heroine

Strong women are irresistible.

[flattythehurdler]

I was told a while back that I had to get straight back after training as the inlaws were coming for dinner, and not to go to the pub under any circumstances. Needless to say I managed to convince myself I could sneak in for one undetected. After three or four my phone began to ring. First from her mobile then from the home number and finally, fully vexed she rang from a withheld number but I was too cute for it, and had a grand story about the car concocted as a reason for being late (it seemed plausible at the time)
She then rang my pals iPhone. As he pulled it out of his pocket, we saw her number and I said “don’t fucking answer that lodgy whatever you do, she’ll go fucking mad, but I can’t sit through a full Dinner with her family”
Unfortunately, it somehow answered itself as he took it out, and every word was overheard. Even more unfortunately, I didn’t realise and was hung out to dry with my lies having been allowed to twist in the wind for a bit after I got home.
No nooky for a fair while after that.
Fucking iPhone.

[glasagusban]

[anon7035031]

Women are very devious and cunning creatures. There is absolutely no point lying to them or even trying to lie, as they know what you are going to do before even the thought of doing it enters your head. I’ve often wondered what it’s like inside their heads, they must think we’re right simpletons.

[Ambrose_McNulty]

@flattythehurdler

Unfortunately, it somehow answered itself as he took it out

Ha, I’d say lodgy had enough of the shyte talk, Flatty!

[Julio_Geordio]

@flattythehurdler

I was told a while back that I had to get straight back after training as the inlaws were coming for dinner, and not to go to the pub under any circumstances. Needless to say I managed to convince myself I could sneak in for one undetected. After three or four my phone began to ring. First from her mobile then from the home number and finally, fully vexed she rang from a withheld number but I was too cute for it, and had a grand story about the car concocted as a reason for being late (it seemed plausible at the time)
She then rang my pals iPhone. As he pulled it out of his pocket, we saw her number and I said “don’t fucking answer that lodgy whatever you do, she’ll go fucking mad, but I can’t sit through a full Dinner with her family”
Unfortunately, it somehow answered itself as he took it out, and every word was overheard. Even more unfortunately, I didn’t realise and was hung out to dry with my lies having been allowed to twist in the wind for a bit after I got home.
No nooky for a fair while after that.
Fucking iPhone.

Fuck lodgy anyway the clumsy cunt

[flattythehurdler]

Too fucking right. He had a grand old time on Saturday telling anyone who would listen.

[ironmoth]

@Massey

If paddy was a traveller then jail,if the victim was a traveller then paddy should be awarded freedom of the city or some such equivalent

Jail?! Fuck right off. Jail would be too good for him.

[ironmoth]

@Sidney

Paddy has shown he’s handy with a brick - he’ll have a job in what will by then be a booming construction industry waiting for him when he gets out.

Crisis = oppurtunity

Sid, you seriously are an utter bastard. I’m disgusted at myself for laughing at your posts, and I lay the blame squarely on your shoulders.

[Sidney]

@ironmoth

Sid, you seriously are an utter bastard. I’m disgusted at myself for laughing at your posts, and I lay the blame squarely on your shoulders.

Guilty as charged - a bit like Paddy, actually.

[myboyblue]

@Sidney

@ironmoth

Sid, you seriously are an utter bastard. I’m disgusted at myself for laughing at your posts, and I lay the blame squarely on your shoulders.

Guilty as charged - a bit like Paddy, actually.

Thats real gallows humour there Sid.