More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

[ironmoth]

@glasagusban

Imagine picking up a brick and continuing to batter a fella over the head with it. It’s nearly like beating the shit out of a fella and then going away and reloading and going back to shoot him some more.

Nearly the same. Unless the other guy was a traveller. Is he a traveller? If so, shoot to kill (in the back, if possible), then go away to reload and shoot again.

[myboyblue]

@ironmoth

@glasagusban

Imagine picking up a brick and continuing to batter a fella over the head with it. It’s nearly like beating the shit out of a fella and then going away and reloading and going back to shoot him some more.

Nearly the same. Unless the other guy was a traveller. Is he a traveller? If so, shoot to kill (in the back, if possible), then go away to reload and shoot again.

Harsh but fair.

[ironmoth]

That was my October. Rough. “This too shall pass”. Really?! When?!

[ironmoth]

@Julio_Geordio

@Smark if it’s any consolation I know a lad who done a few years for some drug stuff. He reckoned it was a piece of piss if, obviously, very boring

Was he a fan of anal sex?

[artfoley]

Paddy’s rightly going down. The jury clearly didn’t buy his story

[myboyblue]

@artfoley

Paddy’s rightly going down. The jury clearly didn’t buy his story

Paddy will be going down alright, in about 3-4 days.

[iron_mike]

@anon7035031

Women are very devious and cunning creatures. There is absolutely no point lying to them or even trying to lie, as they know what you are going to do before even the thought of doing it enters your head. I’ve often wondered what it’s like inside their heads, they must think we’re right simpletons.

+1

We are simple creatures with simple needs and are not able to hide our intentions/instincts.

I remember a few years back driving up Parliament street in Kilkenny. There was two crackers walking against us. Thought Id get a glimpse of there arses on the rear view mirror as they passed. Was sure I had been quite duscreet until the question arrived.

“Well did you get a good look did ya? Ya dirty bastard”

[artfoley]

I’d say he’ll be bricking it

[Bandage]

@artfoley

I’d say he’ll be bricking it

While you’re here art, what do you make of that case where yer man groomed the 15-year online by pretending to be a girl and then invited her over to meet her “brother”, thus giving him the opportunity to have sex with her? What has he been found guilty of exactly? Was this not rape?

[myboyblue]

@Bandage

@artfoley

I’d say he’ll be bricking it

While you’re here art, what do you make of that case where yer man groomed the 15-year online by pretending to be a girl and then invited her over to meet her “brother”, thus giving him the opportunity to have sex with her? What has he been found guilty of exactly? Was this not rape?

It’d be best if you delete this post Bandage for fear of giving one of the lads here some pointers.

[Horsebox]

That’s a fucking bizarre story. Your man is now in a new relationship with a son born yesterday. How does that work with his new missus? How did the dating process go.

Have you any bad habits I should know about?

Well I don’t smoke or drink so happy days there although I am up in court soon for grooming a 15 year old online and stat rape.

Oh no worries about that, wanna have a kid together?

[HBV]

That’s a good read, anyone planning a sexual assault could do a lot worse than read that.

[artfoley]

Dunno, do you have a link?

[ironmoth]

I’ll have a look so.

[Turenne]

Your pets dying. My cat was ran over last week back home. Great fellow to kill vermin and keep you company at night.

[Massey]

Ran over by what

[Turenne]

Car I supposed. Dunno, I’m not in Cork.

As of right now our hamster is blind and gnawing at his leg. No idea how to euthanise it. Shite week for the pets.

[glasagusban]

A shoe?

[Turenne]

Don’t think the co-owner will let me do that. Think we are just letting it die, its barely conscious as is.

[ironmoth]

If you fancy a humane option, I’ve read that vets now have the wherewithal to euthanise animals. They call it “putting them to sleep”.