Except that its 11 p.m. here and no vets are open.
Someone throw up the āour petsā heads are falling offā clip from Dumb and Dumber.
Gotcha - now the āback homeā bit makes sense. Youāre out foreign so, I take it. If heās alive in the morning -> vet
Yeah but even then neither of us can take time off. She is fully booked with patients and I have class. 
So basically have the hope the little fucker dies in its sleep.
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Man up and put him out of his misery. Send him off to hamster heaven.
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Flush it down the shiter.
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Jesus, youāre on hard luck. If the cat was still aroundā¦
Had to put down a old sheep dog there a few weeks ago, so I brought him to the vet. Little injection into the paw and he was dead in about 20 seconds. 40 fucking quid though.
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Your pets dying. My cat was ran over last week back home. Great fellow to kill vermin and keep you company at night.
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FFS
Nally made one mistake, he missed the other fucker.
Actually no, Iām wrong, he made two mistakes. The second was not owning a double barrelled shotgun.
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You jammy bastard. If you play it right you might get a clear run to Christmas.
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The same fella used to make my life hell as I tried to jog past yeāre place. RIP all the same.
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Will you try and keep up. The dead cat is in Cork, and Turenne is somewhere that isnāt Cork, unless Cork has recently been split into multiple time zones. My money is on the hamster making a miraculous recovery.
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Me too @smark. A mate of mine was caught with a brick (for sale)before and ended up in Mountjoy. He said heād never been as stoned before or since. Tell paddy to bring a load of skins.
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Mighty judge of character. He must have thought you were from Ballinderreen.
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A lad running a brothel and getting 35k back paid in social welfare.
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Iād call that winning.
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So Iām having my breakfast here in a hotel at a table on my own and some German cunt decides to sit down at my table directly across from me lashing into his natural yoghurt and fruit. Thereās loads of free tables around the place
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Has he mistaken you for a colleague?