More Things That Are Wrong, just plain wrong

Quoted for posterity.

cc @Chucks_Nwoko

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I hope @Fitzy is well renumerated in his role

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A diet of garlic & tomatoes is wreaking havoc with his literacy.

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This is what happens when you give Bunclody lads access to normal people. Fuck sake.

We need a statement from ā€œFiztyā€ immediately.

Fucking amateurs

14, yes. What of it?

Someone on LinkedIn just posted a photo of Terry Prone.
Shudder.

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Having too high emotional intelligence which leads to

Getting into a lift and woman ahead of you has chosen your floor so you spend whole lift ride edgy in case she thinks you are following her in a rapey way hesitate about letting her out first, think about what if rooms are side by side and are relieved when her room number takes her left out of lift and your number is right.

EI off the charts is a powerful tool in negotiations but debilitating in the real world

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Whatā€™s the going rate for a village idiot these days?

Hard luck, maybe you will pull in the bar.

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I used to always think that Partick Thistle was pronounced ā€œPatrick Thistleā€ for some reason up to about the age of 18, what a roaster I was

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A nurse with a D4 accent, can get my head around it.

Not teaching your kids to not start fights but to stand up for themselves if threatened or started on.

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Wife says will you just pull into the shops I just gave to run in for some nappies wonā€™t be 5 minutes. 45 minutes later still sitting in the car waiting. ::cry:

you mug

Ape.

Amateur hour stuff. The muslims might be right about not allowing women into shops on their own.

I presume you rang her and got the usual. No response.

Women should have no access to mobile phones, atmā€™s or and also in your case, lifts to the shops with hubby in tow.

Probably a Dulchieā€¦steer clear of the weirdo