Morning Ireland’s pathetic attempt at an April Fool by reporting that Marty Morrissey is to receive an Honorary Knighthood in the queen’s birthday honours list.
To be honest, when was the last decent one that you can recall? The Internet was a gamechanger, but social media beat it to death. The Journal one shows where April Fools Day is at, nowhere.
Making myself a cup of tea this morning and had to agree with some dumb lady that it was a great short week and the whole thing had flown by. 2 minutes later she’s replaced by a depressing old guy who has just told me it didn’t feel like a very short week at all despite it only being 4 days. I obviously agreed with both points of view but I wish people would stop fucking talking to me if they have nothing to say.