I had a flashback over the weekend of something that happened to me and all of the other lads in my class in primary school and just wondering if this happened to anyone else.
Some nurse that no one had ever seen before (or since) came to our school one day when were about 9 or 10. We all had to go into the teacherâs room one-by-one to see her, all she did was open our trousers and cup our balls and make some notes. We had no warning about what was going to happen but it spread pretty quickly throughout the class what was going on in the teacherâs room. No one believed the first two lads but as each man confirmed the story the horrible truth dawned on us. It was a bloody horrible day, no football played at lunch, lads fighting with each other etc.
The weird thing is the lads in the class above us never had it done, the lads in the class below us never had it done and our mothers accompanied us to the fondling. To this day I have no idea why it was done to us, nor have I heard of any other lads in other schools getting a similar treatment. Why us?
There was a conversation about agriculture one day at some sort of gathering or other and as the conversation turned to poultry one of the lads stood up and roared ââmy mother has a massive cockââ it was lost on the most of us but the teachers was in bits and still reminds your man about it
I wont say we were quiet fondled but when about the same age we were taken to a room in twos where a nurse told us to strip to our jocks. She then proceeded to measure various parts of our anatomy with weird gadgets before sending us back to our class. A very odd experience. I wonder was it the same nurse and the same governmental experiment.
Tinnion, I can also put your mind at ease - this definitely happened in our primary school too when we were in 3rd or 4th class. The great thing about growing up in Wexford then was the constant monitoring of our physical development from different quarters, including those who took a keen interest on a voluntary basis such as the clergy.
Thanks Bandage, whatâs troubled me about it is that I donât remember any other class above or below us having it done. Wonder what it was all about.
Ya Tinnion - we got that in North Tipp aswell - think it was 5th or 6th class though - the cold hands of the nurse is my abiding memory of it.
That process was (is?) so open to abuse its best not to think about it IMO. Just another chapter in the ridiculous history of this Country.
The Mouthwash was another one. One poor cunt in our school his mother used to do the mouthwash and he would get some bate-ing at lunch time on the day of the mouthwash.
Eye tests in the classroom was another one. In front of everyone.
Then they used to take the stupid people out of the class for one morning a week on an individual basis for extra special teaching. Some lads never recovered.
[quote=âtipptops*, post: 530309â]Then they used to take the stupid people out of the class for one morning a week on an individual basis for extra special teaching. Some lads never recovered.
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Ah yes. These were known as âMrs McMenemyâs childrenâ in our primary school - she was the special needs teacher. âMrs McMenemyâs children can go to her classroom nowâ. Theyâd head off there for an hour or two to throw things around and grunt at each other.
i wouldnât laugh at the people in these classes at all - I just have to laugh at the system that was in place to deal with them at that time and the stigma attached to it. Going to those classes could scar a lad for life. Saying that now, I knew one fellah that went to the special class and he ended up being the Top Apprentice Carpenter in Ireland for the year he qualified.
We had a similar examination but there was no cupping for me, the nurse just lifted up my tiny cock with one of those wooden ice lolly sticks and had a look underneath it. Didnât think much of it at the time but thinking back now it was pretty weird and probably completely unnecessary.
Tinnion, roughly what year would this have happened? I too went to a primary school in rural Wexico and can categorically state it never happened in a class I was in. Mind you, its generally just assumed that males from Bunclody are perfect specimens of manhood, attractiveness, intelligence, wit and charm. Its those fuckers from the Duffry we worried about.
Yeah had that too, my mam was conveniently in the school at the time so she went with me. I was last in but all the other lads were outside knocking on the window and roaring. The nurse was female thankfully. I showed her my cock and I canât remember much else after that only that I was always comfortable showing my todger to ladies after that⌠Without my mothers presence I should add.
The remedial class was funny. The lads that went from my class hated the cranky old bitch of a teacher. One day, the lad with what best can be described as discipline issues, nicked a good load of the contents of her lollipop jar with which she used reward her favourites. He brought them into the main class and passed them around. Wasnât long before the old wagon noticed and went beserk. Pretty funny she stormed in to the class screaming where are my lollipops
My brothers had this teacher in secondary school who had this habit of telling students what they would get in their exams. A pretty awful tactic crushing someones confidence in front of all their mates. He was a football coach too and did the same trick in the classroom reducing lads to bits in front of their mates.
It helps to talk about these things KIBMan, donât be shy, youâve bottled this up for years, it explains a lot, but let it out, weâre all friends here.
We had a teacher in the FCJ who was slightly unhinged and offered to fight one of the Duffry boys one day. It very nearly went off as well. Pity it didnât, there would only have been one winner, and he would have been wearing a uniform.
