New Bond Movie

Do you reckon James Bond has ever given a woman an orgasm? I suspect he’s a very selfish lover.

I’d say hes like a Panda. Eats shoots and leaves

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Heh heh heh.

My thoughts exactly. James is there for James. No way Christmas came early or twice.

I’d say it’s only a matter of time until he’s #metoo’d he’s awful rapey

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There’ll be a female bond any day now

DD7

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Or a gender neutral wan

007 days to go

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In the Guardian today - James Bond was a rapist.

Twas only a matter of time. Bit of a mass murderer as well, and a racist.

Noami Campbell will be the next 007

I’m surprised to be honest the haven’t introduced an 087 or something and made it a woman and done a whole series of films

I’m surprised you’re surprised. No one would watch it.

It’s on its way, it’ll do gangbusters

Mate, have you seen the shit marvel churn out and people lap it up. A few in jokes about james and away you go

What the fuck have they done, i’m disgusted.

It was like all the other Craig Bond films, engrossing for 75%. This one didn’t feel too long but the ending…yeah…I don’t like the whole playing the game of subverting expectations.

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I had the big twist predicted before the opening credits rolled.

:man_shrugging:

This was an unreal installment. Absolutely top class. First time I have cried during a Bond movie since ā€œon her majesty’s secret serviceā€ when Diana Rigg was assassinated, lovely nod to that at the end too

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