New York City the greatest city on earth?


#1

Been discussing this via PM with Ball and Cullyeile. All agreed a poem would be in order since Ball is heading there Friday week.

Im starting off with the first line, next forum member to contribute two lines, rhyming with the line before and laying down the rhyming gauntlet to the next forumite.

Here we go:

New York, New York, its a helluva town…


#2

Over there the women go down


#3

New York, New York, it’s a helluva town…

I love it when the plane touches down

The city’s alive and fookin great


#4

New York, New York, its a helluva town…

I love it when the plane touches down

The city’s alive and fookin great

Best fookin city in the United States

But one terrible day in early September…


#5

Don’t want to ruin the flow of the poem but did you even read the instructions?


#6

#7

get stuffed


#8

For destroying those buildings with an aeroplane

What Sadaam did is not terribly clear


#9

New York, New York, its a helluva town

I love it when the plane touches down

The city’s alive and fookin great

Best fookin city in the United States

But one terrible day in early September

A tradegy that the USA will always remember

But we all know Bin Laden and Sadaam were to blame

For destroying those buildings with an aeroplane

What Sadaam did is not terribly clear

But it was enough to make those towers disappear

However, in midtown downtown uptown…


#10

Everyone knows that Bush is a clown

He went to war on the back of oil…


#11

[quote=farmerinthecity ]


#12

Keep it topic lads. NYC only


#13

[quote=Ball Ox ]


#14

All hail the American night.


#15

In my entire life ive been to the following Cities,

Kilkenny,Waterford,Cork,Galway,Limerick,Dublin,Birmingham,Amsterdam,Turin,New York.

New York was my favourite.


#16

Not a city


#17

Turin eh? What brought you there Link?


#18

He can’t say too much.
The whole trip was shrouded in mystery.


#19

I got the feint impression that was the case alright.


#20

An aeroplane.