affadvit??? ffs
[I]I did not have my legs on I felt vulnerable. I fired shots through the bathroom door and told Reeva to call police.
I walked back to the bed[/I]
How did you walk without your legs you fucker
At least he won’t have to kick his heels in prison.
[quote=“Julio Geordio, post: 739028, member: 332”]I did not have my legs on I felt vulnerable. I fired shots through the bathroom door and told Reeva to call police.
I walked back to the bed
How did you walk without your legs you fucker[/quote]
South Africans have a very funny way with words. Pistorious says that he is ‘mortified’ over having murdered his girlfriend.
I reckon he did it
Well he has admitted it
bullshit story. how did he not notice she wasn’t in the bed when he went to get his gun.
also, he surely would have warned her that there was a predator in the house and he was off to blast the shit out of him
[quote=“Fran, post: 739071, member: 110”]bullshit story. how did he not notice she wasn’t in the bed when he went to get his gun.
also, he surely would have warned her that there was a predator in the house and he was off to blast the shit out of him[/quote]
“What was that noise?”
“Oh just me shooting a burglar honey.”
“Cool. Did you get him?”
“I don’t know. It was through the bathroom door. Go back to sleep.”
“Ok. Can you put your legs back on? You’re freaking me out.”
[quote=“Fran, post: 739071, member: 110”]bullshit story. how did he not notice she wasn’t in the bed when he went to get his gun.
also, he surely would have warned her that there was a predator in the house and he was off to blast the shit out of him[/quote]
Maybe she should have warned him before she went to blast the shit out of herself?
[quote=“Rocko, post: 739074, member: 1”]
“Ok. Can you put your legs back on? You’re freaking me out.”[/quote]
[SIZE=12px]I’m accutely aware of people gaining entries to homes to commit crime, I’ve received death threats.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I sleep with my 9mm under my bed. I woke up to close the sliding door and heard a noise in the bathroom.[/SIZE]
So you are paranoid about Burglaries yet sleep with the balcony door open?
[SIZE=12px]I was scared and didn’t switch on the light. I got my gun and moved towards the bathroom. I screamed at the intruder because I did not have my legs on I felt vulnerable. I fired shots through the bathroom door and told Reeva to call police.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I walked back to the bed and realised Reeva was not in bed. Its then it dawned on me it could be her in there.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I rushed back into the bedroom [/SIZE]
Were you in the bedroom or not?
[SIZE=12px]and opened the sliding door onto the balcony and screamed for help.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]So those were the screams neighbours heard. Hmmmmm[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I put on my prosthetic legs, ran back to the bathroom and tried to kick open the toilet door.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I think I must have then turned on the lights.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I went back into my bedroom and grabbed my cricket bat to bash open the toilet door.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I called paramedics and complex security. I tried to carry her down stairs for help.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]I tried to help her but she died in my arms. I am mortified.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=12px]With the benefit of hindsight I realise that Reeva went to the bathroom when I went to close the balcony door.[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]It sounds like the balcony is in the bedroom but the bathroom is far away? You’d imagine he has an ensuite? If not how did his missus who only got up after he had got out, manage to get to the bathroom by the time he was closing the balcony door?[/SIZE]
[SIZE=3]If this is the best he could come up with in a prepared statement then he is fucked.[/SIZE]
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Wait a minute…
Those are fake legs!!!
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“Reeva sat on the toilet” seems like unnecessary detail to me.
well she was probably shitting herself
Why would you use a cricket bat to bash open a door? Wouldn’t you just kick it in?
Oh, hang on…
Just interested in knowing who locks the bathroom door when its just them and their partner/lover/spouse/whatever in the house?
From that Diagram it is obvious Pistorius is innocent. The shooter in the image has fully functioning legs.