Not Quite Lovely But Better than Rough(ish)

A Claude Makelele

During an interview one day, John Terry was asked which of his colleagues he thought had the most skill. “A little bit of Joe Cole,” he replied. “And [Zinedine] Zidane probably, with Beckham’s right foot.” And speed? “[Thierry] Henry,” he replied. Best hair? “Becks,” he said, and then… “Before you go on, can I just nominate [Claude] Makelele for his cock?” Er - what? “Makelele’s cock. It’s huge! Like a beer can, it’s swinging…”

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Arr you Mos Def?

Ora

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:pint:

Good morning everyone.

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Get her out of this fucking thread!!!

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Why dont you shove your thumb up your hole.

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+1

And don’t ever spoiler Rita Ira’s tits again @myboyblue.

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Spoiler them? I’d destroy them.

Now go back there and give it a like you ungrateful whelp.

There is a glimpse for a split second before the spoiler takes effect.

I gave the tits a like. Good work.

Outstanding use of the spoiler function there. Worked very well.

Proper curves on that one

she’s no Iskra

She has a lovely pair of tits all the same

Thank god,I’d die above on her she’s fuckin smokin

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She’s a fucking dog.

From Borgen right???
Those pictures aren’t great, I’d put her in the lovely category myself

Birgitte Hjort Sørensen, yes she is in that, but is more famous for being in Vinyl, one of the greatest TV shows of all time

She’s a fine mare alright tassotti

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