Nutri-Bullet

7 days ago my life changed forever, this night last week I bought a nutribullet

And yet it seems like far, far, longer.

What new ambitions have come from this pal?

Improved cognitive performance brings refined focus and goals that once seemed impossible now seem within reach.

Expand the business?

the possibilities are endless, my cognitive performance is gone through the roof from all the different sort of nuts and seeds I am ateing, sometimes I have to say to myself “slow down Tassotti and don’t be getting ahead of yourself” 'd like to be come a player in the building side of things as well as concrete and steel fixing

Selected as no.1 in must have kitchen gadgets in todays Metro.

look at the colour of that boys, my afternoon bullet, pure purple goodness, a thing of beauty, christ I feel good just looking at it

pineapple
apple
strawberry’s
blueberry’s
grapes
squeeze of lime
satsuma
tablespoon of cinnamon and nutmeg
fresh beetroot

What does the strawberry and bluberry own?

They collectively own the grapes

[QUOTE=“Tassotti, post: 1025109, member: 361”]look at the colour of that boys, my afternoon bullet, pure purple goodness, a thing of beauty, christ I feel good just looking at it

tablespoon of cinnamon and nutmeg

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The toxic dose for nutmeg, as in the amount that can kill you, is 2 to 3 teaspoons. The natural compounds in nutmeg metabolize to amphetamines in the body, so you may as well be injecting crack directly into your veins.
Nutmeg was widely used as a psychotropic drug up to the 1970s.

This is a direct quote from a health care professional on the topic of nutmeg:
“While nutmeg is cheaper and possible less dangerous than heroin, it is not free from danger and can cause death”. A tablespoon is more than enough to cause death.

You’re welcome

Who knew? Bring on the nutmeg
Let’s party!

[QUOTE=“labane1917, post: 1025149, member: 1521”]The toxic dose for nutmeg, as in the amount that can kill you, is 2 to 3 teaspoons. The natural compounds in nutmeg metabolize to amphetamines in the body, so you may as well be injecting crack directly into your veins.
Nutmeg was widely used as a psychotropic drug up to the 1970s.

This is a direct quote from a health care professional on the topic of nutmeg:
“While nutmeg is cheaper and possible less dangerous than heroin, it is not free from danger and can cause death”. A tablespoon is more than enough to cause death.

You’re welcome[/QUOTE]
That’s fantastic news,the nutri-bullet provides a cheaper form of high on top of everything else!

the Nutribullet :rolleyes:

If you are even half way serious about nutrition you are using a Ninja Mega Kitchen Blender 1500

[QUOTE=“TheUlteriorMotive, post: 1025163, member: 2272”]the Nutribullet :rolleyes:

If you are even half way serious about nutrition you are using a Ninja Mega Kitchen Blender 1500[/QUOTE]

Fuck off, you blender bender.

my skin looks amazing, clear and full of vitlaity, I was getting some looks off the women tonight in the gym, i look about 25

A purple 'tache will get you a fair few looks alright… Were they gaggin for it

That’s the nutmeg. They say the same about heroin addicts, they have amazingly well preserved skin even at an advanced age. Look at Keith Richards for example, he could be a poster child for the nutribullet.

I fucking knew the nutmeg had something in it, i’m fidgety as fuck the days I don’t have it.

Is the nutri bullett worth getting, seriously?

I’m mortified that i haven’t bought one of these yet.

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