Himself and Martin Carney must have the commentary box destroyed. Theyve been creaming themselves over Kerry since the start
Kerry still trail but they’re just the best team ever.
Martin Carney pauses momentarily to wipe up after a Paul Galvin fisted point puts Kerry ahead. “Fist me Paul, fist me”, Martin thinks to himself.
“Very enjoyable football”, says Pat Spillane.
Go Kerry, go the Kerry born management of Tipp. Go Munster.
“Effortless from the Kerry forwards” as Bryan Sheehan fails to find the target. “A super score” from an unmarked Colm Cooper from the 21.
God knows what Kerry would do to Tyrone if they met them in an All-Ireland final. Ulster football sucks.
Paul Galvin hits an aimless wide. But it was in fact “a beautiful pass”, says Martin Carney.
What a footballer Marc O’Se is. He may have been badly caught in possession there, but it was all about the way he lost it. Class.
Armagh v Monaghan on the next round of the Ulster should be the first championship match in the Athletic Grounds since 1995. Serious match in store there.
Tipperary have introduced Brian Jones following Kerry’s second goal and it’s now officially a massacre.
Brian Jones on as a sub for Tipp. At the moment it’s a case of “Gimme Shelter” for the Premier County.
Kudos Sir.
Kieran Donaghy is a class act. He has it all really.
Bandage wins this round
Michael Duignan, what did you think of the first half?
Joanne Cantwell has a new haircut. Cue major wanking session on afr.
Colm O’Rourke and Pat Spillane must have had a tough job to wipe the spunk off each others faces before RTE cut back to the studio. Martin Carney was lucky in that he didn’t have to face the cameras at any stage.
“I know nothing about the game” - Mick O’Dwyer
The RTE football coverage is really, really horrible.
Lyster and the three cunts it should be renamed.
Micko is an insufferable bollocks
Do sick fucks over there rate her?
I don’t think she’s up to much at all. Should have shipped her off to the News and leave Evanne where she was.
That sling hasn’t hampered Joe Brolly’s hand movements. Hand movements all round in the RTE studio during the Kerry-Tipp match.
I encountered Joanne Cantwell up close a couple of years ago and I immediately felt a serious urge to eat food.