Can someone ladybird the Twix-gate stuff for me?
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He shoved a twix up another lad’s hole. Which is no (kinder) bueno
Why would he do that?
Is he a bit dim?
He’s a wrong 'un.
The family name should get him in though.
Surely the motive here is irrelevant? It’s not like there’s a context where someone goes “oh in that case it made sense that he shoved the twix up your man’s hole?”
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The man was unconscious after a diabetic seizure and needed sugar fast. We all know a suppository works fastest. He is a hero. But you wont read that in the indo
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But it wasn’t diabetic chocolate
A misunderstanding.
It’s just as well the chap only asked for one finger up the hole.
The full bar would have been very messy
A bit Daim.
There was a pair of them in it.
I expected Si to come out swinging in an indignant manner tonight.
https://twitter.com/janeematthews/status/1858609379005600251?s=46&t=0sQkcb7z4szDmx1-2Xlm0w
Were they at some class of rubby do?
Will Katie Hannon be able to handle a 10 way debate
Should it have gone to a senior pro like Miriam?
A nation holds its breath
It’s going to be insanity
Fucking hell Si
Death by Twix insertion into every orifice…
That’s a bit stupid from Harris but a bit of red meat for the foot-soldiers I suppose.
Micheal Martin laughing his hole off at Mary Lou doing his dirty work for him.
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