“Now I’m going off to sue an old woman for a field.”
It’s the sarcastic tone he says it in that truly makes it.
This was brilliant as well.
This could be a great thread. Standard set fairly high.
“gay bryne and you are insufferable arseholes” 
More of a mental breakdown than a meltdown but thoroughly enjoyable for the acting nonetheless:
Outstanding
The loop back to Niall Quinn is genius. He starts off with him and that’s the famous line, but the way he just circles back to the factual “Hold on, you’ve got an idiot like Niall Quinn who…”. Magnificent.
My favorite is the Rod Liddle bit. I was young enough back then how’d he keep his job?
Alan Dershowitz had a total meltdown on The Last Word with Dunphy on September 11th, 2001. I think he was debating with Robert Fisk at the time.
Not sure if it’s up on the INTERNET anywhere.