Iām in oireland mate.
You lucky lucky bastard. Lunch in some top top restaurant today?
Where, pal? Iām working until 4.30 if youāre in Cork.
Call centres are a bitch.
McDonalds is even worse iād imagine.
Imagine working in a pub today???
All the sweaty Micks squashed in with big red heads and fat guts swamping pints and farting all over the placeā¦ I feel sorry for bar people today.
I wouldnāt be caught dead in a pub today. Leg of lamb going into the oven around 11. Will watch the club finals for the afternoon.
Send me your number in the call centre and Iāll ring you and we can have a chat. Iāll pretend to be an irate customer.
Animals shitting and pissing all day and then not washing their hands and in scoffing packs of tayto at the bar and licking their fingers afterwards ā¦
Do for the craic - itās actually a free number nationwide 116123
And thatās only the start of it. Wait till around 6 or 7 this evening and the rows will start.
Must be very sedate where you come from.
The last time a poster was rang it didnāt end wellā¦
Iām a confident guyā¦
Ah not really chief. The kids are too old for the parade and too young to be brining to a pub on a day like today. We thought about going out for a bit of dinner but came to the correct conclusion that the plate would only be fucked at you on a day like today. The fact that itās a Friday means that places will.probably be busier for longer.
Iām too old to be sitting in the corner of a pub,
spouting out some shite about how great we are while at the same time wayching two lads high as kites fight over a 15 year old
Nope. Leg of lamb. Picked up a nice bottle of red to go with it yesterday. Club AIF and weāll see after that
I asked the young lady behind the gym counter yesterday what time they are open until today - āHalf eightā¦ we have to get drunk tooā
What a fucking country.
Hope you all have a wonderful day guys.
Iāll leave you with the last tune i played before leaving the office.
If itās any consellation, I spent plenty of time in Germany and āUnification Dayā over there isnāt ( or at least wasnāt back then) a whole lot different. Not saying it makes it right but weāre not the only ones at it.