thefreekick.com would like to apologise profusely to Mr Pat Dolan for any offence caused by the opportunist picture posted on the ‘Celeb Spot - Part Deux’ thread.
TFK fully accepts that Mr Dolan’s privacy was invaded by publishing the picture of him eating in a well known fast food establishment and regrets the unfortunate error of judgement, and indeed any hurt caused to Mr Dolan himself, his family or his gut.
Forum administrators also wish to make clear that Mr Dolan was eating from the Burger King healthy food menu and it would be incorrect to state that he was polishing off his seventh Whopper Meal.
Furthermore, TFK are happy to clarify that Mr Dolan regularly licks his fingers and he was not necessarily doing so in the photograph because a bit of ketchup and a smattering of handburger were stuck to his right forefinger.
TFK also accepts that Mr Dolan should be left to eat in any fast food establishment of his choice without prying TFK eyes staring at his portly frame.
Finally, TFK are glad to confirm that Mr Dolan’s obesity is primarily due to glandular problems rather than the vast array of take-away meals the gluttonous football pundit shoves down his fat throat every day.
Good point Puke. Don’t want to get involved in the whole legalities here but sometimes when lawyers get involved they argue for principles that are alien to their clients. When we sat down with Pat face to face (the menu is not up for discussion) we realised he was a good egg. A small sum of money and an apology is a small price to pay for mutual respect.
Wish I hadn’t given up my job though. Bleak times these to be out looking for work and while TFK sometimes pays its way that was an expensive day.
It’s important that the nominated charity is in some way related to the crime at hand, Bandage. It would be simply absurd if he donated the money to the Asthma Association or something.
As perpetratour of this henious act I would like to offer my sincerest apologies to all those of you who were affected by my actions, especially Mr Pat Dolan.
I cant change what has happened. I just have to put it behind me and say it will never happen again. If I was to do something similar, Id be the biggest fool ever.
Due to the things that have happened in the past 24hrs I have become more spiritual and I think the main thing for me is I dont think Id ever be judged on this earth. I believe when I stand in front of my maker, I can say to him: Yeah, I did this for this reason; that for this reason.’
I hope we can put today behind us and move forward together as a harder, better, faster, stronger, fitter, happier and more productive forum.
If you haven’t seen the biggest cunt thread bandage, I think it would be a fitting tribute to pat if we named the IOTM award after him to show there is no hard feelings
Did ye go with a senior counsel in today’s discussions with Mr Dolan’s representatives Bandage, or did ye take a chance and just go with a much cheaper junior counsel?
We sorted it out like men around the table without any of that legal bullshit. Me and Rocko versus Pat and Paul Dempsey and we came to a mutually agreeable conclusion.
Good man Runt
What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.
Rocko- hope you’ve some cash left over to put food on your table- do without yourself if you have to, make sure your missus has enough for her and the babby.
they rang myself snd art for legal advice…rock used a great comparison for myself and art…he said i was like Ally McBeal while art was like Ted from Scrubs with our legal advice…