He is afair. I’m pretty sure his first name is Brian, which is why I asked him about Brian Friel. Wondered was it him. He lectures or is a professor in English lit. I met him in Rochdale of all places.
We agreed to go fishing together, but once I found out who his daughter was, it didn’t seem right for some reason.
That poor bastard probably wanted an aul pal to go fishing with, and you didn’t go because his daughter is famous?
He probably wasn’t comfortable going fishing with a man whose daughter he has impure thoughts of.
possible
Ladies and gentlemen, i give you David fucking Hasslehoff (…a nice enough fella)
Ed - they’re mates.
Ed is a regular punter on 6.20am - £505 return to Lahndan which leads me to think that Ed is rather loaded (he’d want to be) and may possibly be involved in nefarious activities. There isn’t much additional info on Ed at this juncture.
I’m meeting ed in 45 mins in the station. Ed is a business type alright. Ed is an English private school boy who loves Ireland more than anywhere else in the world and absolutely is besotted with jump racing. He brings a possee to punchestown once or twice a year, drinks Guinness, is the most Irish English public school boy you’ll ever encounter, and has spent the afternoon in Mulligan’s. Ed is likely to be well shook tomorrow.
I’d put in an addendum that ed and I used to go to the sale sharks every Friday night. I always got six free tickets. Ed would manage always to blag us into corporate and then put a credit card behind the bar. On many occasions all I can remember is the pitch was green. Ed once slept in the dogs basket in a hall, whilst a well known legal eagle was found by his wife in the porch in the morning.
Ed came up with the idea of the beer glove when it was cold.
Final update on Ed. I met him through herself who met him at an exercise class down the northern called bikini bootcamp.
Fair play to you Flatty, you certainly know some extremely interesting characters and knock the best out of them.
Ed seems a thoroughly alright sort with many fine attributes.
He’s my Christmas nomination for FOTF status. Can’t say better than that.
Ed sounds like he’d be a serious man for a game of soggy biscuit
Will I ask him for you?
Update.
Ed is still in Mulligan’s and unlikely to make it to the station tonight
A solid boozer. (Mulligans that is)
I’ve been thrown out of it.
It’s main claim to fame is the mad “why always me” fella who.letvthe fireworks off in the bathroom threw a whole sheaf of fifties in the air in there wan night.
If he’s gonna mock himself we may as well leave it so
Hamish Watson’s godmother, and shortly Hamish himself.
She’s my first cousin. I only have four.
I do know Hamish,'s mother though.