People Flatty Knows

A man, a proper gentleman, who lives next door to Roy Keane and knows all about his anti social hard man act

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A Jewish man

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Cc @gilgamboa

The lass who’s just started work on the front desk up at Rochdale.
Turns out she is the bury women’s AFC striker and has scored three hattricks this season already.

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Here you go mate
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She’s a very nice lass. Nobody else in her family plays sport 🤷

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she sent west didsbury home with tae in their mug

Martin “The Viper” Foley

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I see him around me locally, walking his (mean-looking, muzzled) dog. Owns a share in a pub nearby called The Furry Bog. It’s a like a set from Trainspotting.

Should.i tell him from.the safety of the far footpath @flattythehurdler was asking after him next time I spot him?

Do indeed mate.

He looks awful jaundiced in colour of late but still a hardy looking buck

A judge who when I asked said
“If I was innocent, I’d want a judge, if I was guilty I’d want a jury”

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I don’t doubt it.

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Over the doctor, over the soldier
Over the farmer, over the poacher
Over the preacher, over the gambler
Over the teacher, over the rambler

Over the lawyer, over the dancer
Over the voyeur, over the builder and the destroyer,

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Someone who met Mary Robinson at an informal gathering and was instructed to refer to her as “Your Excellency”

Coleen Rooney

He implied that, but never actually said it.

Judge Ok GIF by truTV’s Those Who Can’t

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His mate Claire who has a first class honours degree in English literature and is a scary ass barrister.

That’s Claire from swimming. Everyone knows this already.

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I wouldn’t want her looking at me from under a wig, that’s for sure.