People who cook slow

Well said. Ballsy guys like @Mac wouldnā€™t have time for that fuckacting.

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+1

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whats become of you Horsebox? asking strangers on the internet for guidance on how to use a slow cooker

Great use of a great word.

Iā€™m on a downward spiral from an already low benchmark. Things are grim, pal. Very grim.

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Exactly pal. Next thing heā€™ll start throwing up ā€œCalling @Macā€ threads asking all sorts of inane questions about all sorts of inane subjects.

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Thatā€™s a beauty.

Thatā€™s a clamping

Good ol @fitzy, surely he can see the #ask@Mac thing from @Little_Lord_Fauntleroy was merely a spot of playful joshing between online besties?

The Aussie sun has obviously fried what was left of his once ā€œastuteā€ hardware store managing wits.

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Take a bow @fisty, thats very very good.

Iā€™ve a kitchen sink curry in the slow cooker at the moment lads. Lidl lamb pieces. Onions, celery (non tfk), sweet potato, tomatoes, carrots, (pre-boiled)yellow split peas and a red pepper. In the flavour department Iā€™ve fresh coriander, a bulb of garlic, crushed cumin seeds, crushed coriander seeds, some garam masala, ginger, turmeric, some tomato pesto, some red wine (lidl cheap Shiraz) and some massaman paste. Iā€™ve also fucked in a jar of tikka masala coooking sauce. Iā€™m a bit apprehensive about cooking the split peas in the slow cooker so Iā€™ve more water in it than normal. Hope it works out.

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Jaysus thereā€™s going to be a lot going on in that.

I know. Iā€™ve the fucker on high at the moment until it starts to really get going then Iā€™ll turn it down a bit.

The lidl lamb is very good value and ideal for people who cook slow

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that looks vile

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Donā€™t worry, Iā€™ll be putting it on a shitty old china plate from my grannyā€™s sideboard. Itā€™ll look great then.

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Can you offer him more constructive feedback? I was thinking bigger chunks of celery right off the bat.

it looks like a dogs dinner, no presentation skills, like something youā€™d give to in fas or in Prison

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Where is the meat?