People who cook slow

[Julio_Geordio]

@KinvarasPassion

Recommend me a decent slow cooker lads… the cheap ass one I have is definitely faulty as it doesn’t have much impact on the food even after 8 hours at high setting… (And no im not a roaster who likes everything well done)

You want a faster slow cooker?

[ironmoth]

I’ve got a morphy-richards oval slow cooker, and she’s a beaut. She has 4 speed settings: high, medium, low, and off. Unreal. Unbelievable.

[Juhniallio]

@ironmoth

I’ve got a morphy-richards oval slow cooker, and she’s a beaut. She has 4 speed settings: high, medium, low, and off. Unreal. Unbelievable.

That’s my baby as well. Unreal. And forgiving. But I treat her right.

[ironmoth]

@Juhniallio

That’s my baby as well. Unreal. And forgiving. But I treat her right.

A bit of TLC with your slow cooker goes a long way. KP is probably suffering poor results due to a culmination of throwing away the instruction manual and unethical kitchen practices, e.g. jamming a beer can in his slow cooker’s ass. Awful carry-on, and then he comes on here complaining that it’s “cheap ass”, “faulty” and low “impact”. Well, quelle surprise @KinvarasPassion!

[Horsebox]

So cook the beef for a couple of hours the night before then 4 to 5 hours with beef and veg in the slow cooker the next day? This is my preferred option if it is safe.

[binkybarnes]

I got a 5 litre Crockpot one at Christmas and it is excellent. I think morphy Richards do a 6 litrre one which would be handy for doing bigger batches for freezing.

[TreatyStones]

@Horsebox

So cook the beef for a couple of hours the night before then 4 to 5 hours with beef and veg in the slow cooker the next day? This is my preferred option if it is safe.

Why do you need to cook the beef first?
4/5 hours putting the beef in raw is plenty

[Horsebox]

Is it, bud? I thought it was around 8 hours for beef?

[TreatyStones]

@Horsebox

Is it, bud? I thought it was around 8 hours for beef?

What type of cut is it?
Have you adjustable settings on the slow cooker? (High, Medium etc)

[Juhniallio]

What he said. Why the obsession with overcooking the meat? 5 hours with the veg on med is fine. Specially if you get to boost it on high for a while first to get it started.

@TreatyStones

@Horsebox

So cook the beef for a couple of hours the night before then 4 to 5 hours with beef and veg in the slow cooker the next day? This is my preferred option if it is safe.

Why do you need to cook the beef first?
4/5 hours putting the beef in raw is plenty

[Horsebox]

Haven’t bought the meat yet but just normal stewing beef was the plan. Low, medium and high settings.

[Horsebox]

Ok I was just going by some recipes that I saw. 4 to 5 hours it is so.

[TreatyStones]

@Horsebox

Ok I was just going by some recipes that I saw. 4 to 5 hours it is so.

Brown the meat in the frying pan, then into the pot on medium for 5 hours. Sorted.

[Horsebox]

That works for me, kid. Job done.

[HBV]

Mother of fuck jesus Christ will you just put it all in together and turn the fucking thing on for 8 hours. Cunt.

[Horsebox]

I clearly outlined why I couldn’t do this.

Fuck sake.

[Turenne]

Good website for easy to do slow cooker recipes lads?

[HBV]

youd have the cunt of a thing slow cooked three times over since you began bleating on about it

[Horsebox]

tfk.com is great. Loads of good recipes and advice and no cunts giving out if anybody has a slow cooking related query.

[ironmoth]

@Horsebox

tfk.com is great. Loads of good recipes and advice and no cunts giving out if anybody has a slow cooking related query.

I know you have time constraints, but cooking a bit here and a bit there over two days is pure shite-hawkery. Would you not rattle together a fish curry (15 mins tops) or a stir-fry? I really had to restrain myself from giving out to you, but what really stopped me was the over-reaction from some quarters. You deserved better.