I arrived back to work yesterday to discover I had to fill out one of these forms and go for an hour long meeting with management about my performance the past year. The questions are ridiculous as always. The one that I found most amusing would have to be :
Regarding development “W[FONT=Arial][FONT=Verdana]hat will success look like?”[/FONT][/FONT]
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[FONT=Arial][FONT=Verdana]What the fook kind of question is that?[/FONT][/FONT]
Ans: A gold medal.
…Or maybe not paying out on Obama until he wins!
Think I have mine tomorrow, load of bollocks. I better get a fookin promotion this year or I’m leaving, that’s about the size of it.
I’ve been dragged in about my performance a few times the past year, mostly not good. So I’m hoping to put on an impressive show in my meeting.
Another question asked “What would assist you in improving your performance?”
I’m so tempted in include in my answer “A recreational room with a couch, pool table and a dart board”
Obviously I am in the same boat as Flano. Thats a good idea Flano. We used to have the lunchtime watching the television in a vacant area of the building but it gets used now so thats out.
I just get told off for talking to Flano. Its unfair on me though. Its someone else that starts up the conversation.
Don’t think that would go down too well Flingo. Better say “increased synergies going forward” or some such
What?? Getting told off for talking, ball-ox to that!
Its all right when others do it which annoys me. I dont know if its the subject matter. It was Pete Doherty knocking up Sir Fergies godchild. 
I was talking about the free prawn channels on the box yesterday with one of the birds in work yesterday. No problems from anyone. My shite talk has never been mentioned to my face.
Well that’s a hell of a lot more acceptable then Flando’s prawn porn fetish!
There’s something fishy going on here.
You can do better.
Chocolate Starfish
Dya remember Ace of Base? they were class
“All that she wants, is another baby”
I think it was Ace of Bass Flingo but I’ll allow it, carry on…
I saw the sign and it opened up my eyes!
Are you sure it was Ace of Bass, Sledge? is Flano not right? Speaking of them, when I was in 6th class in primary school a few of the girls in the class decided they would organise a class quiz with prizes and stuff. The team I was on won it and we all got the cassette ‘All That She Wants’ single, which was number 1 at the time. A truly outstanding prize.
I once had a performance review some time back where I was told that I was hanging around with people I shouldn’t be hanging around with - namely Bandage.
I had a performance review before where i was told that I was overly friendly with my “staff” (Bandage) and that I should be more stern with him. How could I be strict with that lovable rogue?