I hear you barking big Dog !
The rule for wipes is as follows “Anymore than 3 wipes and there is another one up there and all you’re doing is rubbing it’s face”.
Yours etc,
GSH.
Anybody struggling with anything?
I’m determined to be a better man after watching the Jim Stynes documentary last night and I’m here to help.
Thank you.
Thinly veiled “I know I’m a cunt but hey”.
Today’s Dear Deidre offering in The Sun below. I think this cunt needs more than a leaflet.
The Letter:
I have been sending sexy messages to my Mum on a social networking site. I know its wrong but its so exciting.
I’m 22 and my Dad left us 15 years ago. My Mum is 40. I recently went on the computer after her and saw she had been on this site.
I was curious so I made up a name for myself and messaged her later from my laptop saying I liked older woman and found her sexy. She said was flattered.
I asked her i she masturbates. When she replied yes, I know it was wrong but it turned me on.
She keeps asking for a photo of me, which of course I can’t give her. She’s now asked to go on webcam with her, and I’m hoping she will let me watch her without showing her who I am.
I feel ashamed of what I’m doing but the thought of seeing her without her bra on is amazing.
Would it to any harm just to watch her undress, then delete my addres and forget about it?
The Reply:
Don’t kid yourself it would stop there, so don’t even think about it. If you go ahead, the whole situation would get even messier.
Your Mum is entitled to her private life, so delete your address and don’t message her agian. Let her think the young man has just lost interest.
Get out with people your own age and you’ll find a nice, sexy girlfriend of your own. I’m emailing you my free leaflet about getting a good social life.
he dunph has far too much time on his hands
The iron in my house is out of commision yet the pair of trousers I want to wear to work tomorrow are quite wrinkled/creased…Anyone any advice as to how to get said wrickles out of my trousers
What kind of trousers Puke?.. You could hang them up in the bathroom and put the shower on really hot and let the hot steam work… flatten them out then afterwards.
they are a pair of britches…
they shower here is middling enough and it would take forever, have them under the matress at the moment but it isn’t having the desired effect
:lol:
The Runt doesn’t iron anything you should ask for his advice.
Throw em in the dryer for a few minutes tomorrow morning
I rarely iron anything myself… Straight from the dryer is the only way and let body heat do the rest.
Put your hair straighteners on full heat and have at it puke.
If there is a GHD about should deff work… a few of us ironed of of the lads shirts one night with ghd after previoulsy trying a trousers press…
i have put them up fairly tourt on a hot rad
You won’t get a husband if you can’t manage to iron a shirt by yourself.
twas no iron about … as we were away for weekend and one of lads had unreal wrinkley shirt … which with thanks to 2 hair straighteners was fixed
I’m not saying that there weren’t mitigating circumstances but you will ultimately be judged on results not on effort. The first marriage offer you get, you’d be a fool not to take it.
Can you use persil tablets without the net? I can’t find the fucking thing anywhere.
Hey, why not shake off the shackles of a conservative, rural, Catholic Irish upbringing? Be brave and experiment. Try it. You mad fucker.
It’s more because the gel strips, now free to roam beyond the net, can stick to and ruin my lovely clothes, you horrible crusty fuck.
Cut out the superfluous commas please. It’s your clothes that will be crusty anyway, not me.