Personal Issues / Agony Aunt Thread

:rolleyes:

I didn’t fasten the lid on my cup of tea earlier and when i took a sip i ended up spilling a bit of it on myself, the problem is that I am wearing a somewhat khaki in colour trousers and it landed near my crotch, i need to go to the bathroom and have some stuff to print off but can’t leave my desk as it looks as though i have wet myself…any advice would be greatly appreciated

If you think anyone is looking at you, brush the wet area very briefly with an irritated look on your face. No one will think you’re crazy enough to rub your hands in your own piss.

Take off your pants and leave them under the desk.
Then walk to the printer pantsless.

If anybody mentions it to you, just shrug your shoulders and say “meh, I must have forgot em”

If you’re going to be hung for a crime you didn’t commit, why not just commit the crime? Go to the bathroom at your desk.

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Run to the bathroom while hiding the wet patch and put your pants in the sink. Completely submerge them in water, the pants will be all the same colour then.

It is starting to dry, just hope it doesn’t leave a stain or I am fucked

Is it a large area Pukey? If not then ask yourself, how often do you look at someone elses crotch area? If its a large area, you are indeed goosed.

From what I’ve heard, Puke has a small crotch area.

It isn’t the size of the boat it is the motion in the ocean

Wahey!

A dick like a needle, but an arse like a sowing machine

It’s definitely going to leave a stain. The only plausible action is to go to the bathroom and wash the soiled area with some soapy water.

any update on the trousers puke? how did the lunchtime rush go for you?

the stain has dried and left no visable mark…

Take your knob out and cover the stain with that. Then poeple won’t be able to see the stain and you won’t be embarrassed.

Yours in aid,
GSH.

When did you start work Pukey? Is it in your field?

No, it’s in Dunphs

you beat me to it