Hiya Brian.
arrogant. probably have it bookmarked at home if you really need to revise it
think it might be on the “what grip are you” thread
Wank all you like
However either stay off the beer/whiskey or don’t go to the social occasion
Don’t reply to her emails, she’ll only take that as encouragement
Life’s too short to be living in some squalid bedsit, paying a rake of maintenance money, seeing Thrawneen bang your missus and not seeing your kids
Maybe Locke could just jab a few fingers up her gee. That might satisfy the curiosity this chance meeting has prompted without the accompanying guilt of actually cheating on his wife.
I don’t buy this ‘delete her emails immediately’ lark.
That is only creating a bigger monster in your head. The way I look at it is, if you are not going to bang her which you are clearly not, then engage her and have a bit of flanter.
FACT
:rolleyes: you’re some knob too. Why would I bother?
Thinking about it some more, killing her will avoid having to make a tricky decision. Kill her, Locke. Kill her.
Hi Clarkey, what’s the craic? And it’s Bryan as in Smyth
17 guests reading this topic, if yerwan is the stalker we think she is she could be one of them, then again one of them could be mrs locke…
Never mind the breakup of my marriage and no time with the young 'uns, this thought has put me straight.
I also might add that I have the moral highground of
a) not instigating the kiss on the cheek when we met again, that was her. I just did the awkward “oh” and then bent down to respond to her advance
B) haven’t engaged in any double entendres which I had every opporunity to: she set up a few better than the Arsenal midfield do chances
c) started any emails or be the last one at the end of the e-exchange.
I guess I would have been fine if it wasn’t for the naming of her sprog. Another tactic of mine at the summer company thing along with not drinking will be to bring my family into the conversation as much as possible. That should do the trick.
Mrs Locke did get a smart phone recently :ph34r:
25 guests on now
why not just bring the family altogether?
job done, message delivered and brownie points with the brass for being a family man to top it all off
Locke, don’t ride this woman.
THIS IS A WUM.
You are a WUM.
It’s a WUMAN
On another note entirely, Dunph and TRE acting very guilty here at a random aul mud toss. Interesting…
Would the wife be interested in a threesome Locke?
WUMAN W-U-M-A-N
She was a thief
You gotta belief
She stole my heart
And my cat
You’d never get the same reaction out of Locke as was got out of caoimhaoin.