Personal Issues / Agony Aunt Thread

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Locke,
This is nostalgia, pure and simple. You are going down a dangerous road. the more you discuss this the more likely you are to nail this women. You need to cop the fuck on. You have a wife and kids. You need to distance yourself from this woman and soon she will get the message. Stop replying to emails etc. Forget going to that social event, make up an excuse. Serious, cop the fuck on.

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I agree wholeheartedly with you WBY, but I am sober right now.

I have it in my mind not to do her and I can be very good when I need to be. She was needy enough when we went out and I don’t need that shit. I also don’t need a world of guilt on top of a wife, 3 kids, 200km of cycling a week, a stressful job, a dodgy left calf muscle and a need for whiskey that calls to me everyday though I haven’t touched the stuff since January. And the hurling championship hasn’t even started yet ffs! The stress of watching KK getting a kicking in Leinster is enough to make this poster go grey :frowning: . Crazy Tippex (her new name on here) can go and get fucked!

Now if you all don’t mind I’m off for a wank

What about the stress of being a Protestant?

:clap: :clap: As always Fenners, the voice of reason! I quit this bitch cold turkey before, I can do it again.

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I get someone else to look after the land and the rent owed from that said land. My aunt who is also my 2nd cousin takes care of the horses, job done!

Ride this bird. Give up cycling. Still in/on the saddle either way. No difference really. No guilt.

don’t be ridiculous. divorcing a member of the protestant land-owning class is an expensive business.

Hmmmm, interesting…

FFS Bandage,

She demands she wears her Tipp jersey when he bangs her. Hardly worth risking a wife and kids for.

+1

might be worth the risk if she let him wipe his mickey on it afterward

for some reason the story of a lunatic from kilkenny riding a tipp girl in her jersey isnt all that unfamiliar to me. Was she from golden by any chance ? ;D

dp

I’m a lunatic now am I Art? Sound

Not from Golden btw

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From what I recall the blue and gold was disgarded at some stage during the shinnanigans. An attempt to wipe little Nailer* clean was made after the the troops were deployed but twarted by her good self. Good grief!

  • called after the legend that is/was Pat O’Neill

Interesting conundrum Locke.

My advice is to cut all contact with her, set up a rule to send all mail she sends you to the recycle bin immediately. It is not worth the hassle, within seconds of committing/completing the act you’ll be filled with remorse and guilt.

Sounds like the 60 seconds before it would be quite good though.

Some lads are just cut out for this and can do it with no feelings of guilt, amazing skill to have.

sorry locke, it reminded of a kilkenny lad who used to have a hurling column in the times, something like 2/3 years ago