I should have stressed in my first post I was asking on behalf of a “friend of the forum.” 
Pisshands is extremely fortunate he didn’t nick his bawbag or slice through the hoop!
all joking aside,i have started to notice a fewgrey hairs in the past week or two, not mant maybe 7 or 8but they are there, the auld lad started to go grey at 25, im 23 shoul i be worried???
I’ve started to get a few myself around my locks, especially when my hair gets a bit longer. I wouldn’t be too worried about it.
There’s a bluebottle buzzing around the apartment and I’m trying to stream the golf and it’s distracting me. I’m also too drunk to kill said bluebottle and the fucker won’t go out the window himself, any ideas?
Do you have access to a shotgun?
Bring your laptop outside and watch the golf there. Leave the bluebottle in peace to enjoy the comforts of your apartment.
This is sheer genius Bandage, much appreciated 
Just isolate him in some room by turning lights off where he is and lights on somewhere else. He’ll fly there if he’s on the move already and then just shut the door behind him. Do not give him the run of the full apartment.
Legend.
I typed from experience. Brought the laptop onto the balcony the other night when a fly / bluebottle / some insect type was proving elusive in the living room and distracting me.
I look forward to the getting pissed thread tomorrow night where balloobas tells us how he’s had the shits for the last 4 days and hasn’t been able to eat for a week after a session on the Bulmers Pear. He won’t be able to sleep and will just hear buzzing noises all night long.
I wasn’t on the bulmers pear Mac, I’ve only had it twice. I don’t post on that thread anymore as I’m a bit paranoild now from your criticism. I shall suffer alone in silence from now on…
My auld lad started going grey at a similar age, theres no shame in it. I’d sooner it to losing my hair anyday…
Starting to get a few grey hairs myself. Chicks dig that shit
I after burning my lip with hot cheese off a toasted ham and cheese
dye the hair lads no shame I know a couple vain fuckers who do it, I’d see no shame in it, tis in your breed
Plenty of shame in dying the hair, pathetic carry on imo.
I have a bit of a black eye after the weekend, anyone know any ways of consealing it up
Legacy of D’icon?
Mountain men from West clare