Post a picture of your mud hut. And your trainers

[Fagan_ODowd]

@HBV

I make love to a different Czechoslovakian stunner every month kid and the odd time my missus comes along for a look. I don’t own any tackies.
You have 50 pairs of tackies and have to sneak what you buy from the market into the house behind your birds back.
I win.

Jaysus that would put me in mind of that Tom Cruise film.

[HBV]

Cocktail?

[Fagan_ODowd]

@HBV

Cocktail?

That’s the one

[cmontofuck]

Unboxing a pair of tackies is very much like making love to a beautiful woman (that you’ve paid for) so you lads have more in common than you think.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

His house is like the departure lounge in Heathrow every Saturday morning @backinatracksuit. I believe they run a ‘surname sticky’ competition to encourage the kids ( tee hee) to fall into line.
It’s all down to daddy’s names I believe
" will the Ryan boys be ready for 9:30am, your dad is due then.
Now the o Connor twins are due a 10:00am pick up. "
All the while. @HBV is above in the main room of the semi d corporation house hoping the breeder of all of these bastards will ride him during the day.

[Mac]

@Brimmer_Bradley

His house is like the departure lounge in Heathrow every Saturday morning @backinatracksuit. I believe they run a ‘surname sticky’ competition to encourage the kids ( tee hee) to fall into line.
It’s all down to daddy’s names I believe
" will the Ryan boys be ready for 9:30am, your dad is due then.
Now the o Connor twins are due a 10:00am pick up. "
All the while. @HBV is above in the main room of the semi d corporation house hoping the breeder of all of these bastards will ride him during the day.

That’s possibly one of the worst posts I’ve ever read on here, my own included

[HBV]

you’re one useless cunt

[Tassotti]

embarrassing he really puts the “rhoast” in “roaster”

[HBV]

I just think he isn’t playing with the full deck, not quite an imbecile but def missing something. A bit of a simpleton I suppose you could categorise him as.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Listen kiddo. I’ve a picture painted in my mind of the acne riddled cunt and that’s what’s in there.
I’ll not backtrack or change it due to negative feedback for trying ( poorly I’ll admit ) verbalise it.
If you don’t like it or understand it. Tough.
No apologies coming from this camp.

[Tassotti]

He’d be very easily led I’d say. I’d say the lads in the local make a right ape of him

[Mac]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Listen kiddo. I’ve a picture painted in my mind of the acne riddled cunt and that’s what’s in there. I’ll not backtrack or change it due to negative feedback for trying ( poorly I’ll admit ) verbalise it. If you don’t like it or understand it. Tough.No apologies coming from this camp.

Put the drink down and go to bed

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Make me !!

[HBV]

To put in perspective how poorly constructed that post of yours was , even @Matty_Hislop or @catburglar couldn’t give it a like.
You need to up your game you useless bastard, this is senior hurling. Up it or fuck off.

[Tassotti]

he’s in the big leagues now

[HBV]

its time for @catburglar to pull him aside now i think and give him new direction, playing the gombeen will only take you so far on the internet, it certainly wont keep you in this league thats for sure.

[anon61956325]

@Bandage can you amend the thread title to include ‘hooker’ as well as wooden floor and trainers. Thanks.

[glasagusban]

Post a picture of your wooden floor and trainers and hooker? That’s pretty niche.

[Julio_Geordio]

I’ve been avoiding this thread as I’ve no interest in trainers (or wooden floors) but it’s after turning into a TFK classic. Where else would you get a thread about trainers turning into a discussion about Vietnam vets with PTSD stripping asbestos

[ironmoth]

@Tassotti

do you mind me saying that is an awful cheap floor?

This was the post that changed the face of an entire thread