Thatās a clamping.
yer man with the 50 tackies is always looking for attention
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That fellas problem is that he is running out of rooms. He is an awful ape. Did you notice how he didnāt post a picture of his jacks yet? Fucking state of it if say.
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Cheers mate. Youāre not so bad yourself. Super thread this. The levels of insecurity are off the scale. And I still have 100 posts to go.
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Iāll fucking butcher you the next time Iām home kid 
It fast became the best thing on the internet this weekend. Honreal 
I laughed out loud at this one.
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The cleaner did a good job on my wooden floors today but I forgot to take a picture of them.
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Iād say you have great taste
Are you allowed have wooden floors in a flat?
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Bandage lives in an apartment
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Why are you so snarly today
The floor coverings and general finishes in those apartments where @Bandage lives are first class. Which is why you pay top dollar to stay there.
I thought the timber floors were fantastic in the living areas but I was blown away by the Turkish travertine in the bathrooms.
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Iāve given this a like even though I donāt know what a travertine is.
Itās for washing your arse
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Bidet fuck. 
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My big toe is causing me much discomfort, which has probably resulted in me being aggressive. Thanks for highlighting it to me.
@backinatracksuit, apologies mate. Itās not the yellow walls, itās me
Its shoes on tiles pal, Iāve no doubt youāve got some track marked hooker on your arm with your windfall but unless you take a photo itās better in the Friday fashion thread despite it being saturday.
Theyre disgusting anyway but it looks like the kind of shop youād get lovely designer trainers.
You dress like one of the Dundons. Donāt be embarrassing yourself in a thread about proper attire
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