Post your favourite meltdowns over President Trump's victory

Aodhain is right about the Shamrock thing, of course he ruined it all by using the Facsit word but don’t for a second think anything other the Paddys Day junket was the reason behind Kenny’s crawling. Its not the junket perse, its the opportunity to show world “shur aren’t we grate” and have backs slapped for a few hours thats really behind it.

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I find the whole thing embarrassing and cringy

Maintaining business arrangements does not happen there.

Christ Enda is a fucking pussy in all fairness.

Be some laugh if we were sending Gerry over

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It would be funny but the end result would be the same as if any of them were sent over. Tongue out, searching for the crack.

Our eejits know theirs and our place in the grand scheme of things. They might try to convince everyone that Ireland is a player, but it is not. They know it and act accordingly.

Silly labour cunt doing his bit of flouncing for the chattering/twittering classes is on the ball in that he’ll have gotten a couple of extra votes/likes for the next cycle, otherwise, he wouldn’t have bothered his hole. He won’t be the only one.

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The Bould Aodhan was in government party for 5 years but never whinged one iota about the shamrock shenanigans over that period . He is a worthy addition to this thread .

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Ireland is a great little country all the same, the electorate told Aodhan to sling his hook, they excerised democracy to tell this prick to get fucked.
Here he is now funded by taxpayers preaching his dislike and intolerance of another country excerising democracy.
You literally couldn’t make that up.

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:grinning: never thought of it like that

On the Christy Moore Live at the Point album, he leads into the song ‘Hey Ronnie Reagan’ with some words about Reagans visit to Ireland in the 80’s. The last line of that lead in was:

‘the island of saints and scholars and gombeens and fucking arselickers’

Spot on.

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The Paddy is the worst arselicker you can meet

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Christy is a tedious bore .

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No crack at all since he sobered up.

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God be with the days when a fella could get half cut and let the hair down at his concert .

The very same days when Christy would be the drunkest man at the gig

A Mocku-meltdown but good nonetheless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GLG9g7BcjKs

This poor girl was glared at, but her safety pin saved her.

Letter Aaron Sorkin Wrote His Daughter After Donald Trump Was Elected President

The Oscar-winning screenwriter of The Social Network and mastermind behind The West Wing reacts to Donald Trump being elected the 45th president of the United States in a moving letter written to his 15-year-old daughter Roxy and her mother Julia Sorkin.


Sorkin Girls,

Well the world changed late last night in a way I couldn’t protect us from. That’s a terrible feeling for a father. I won’t sugarcoat it—this is truly horrible. It’s hardly the first time my candidate didn’t win (in fact it’s the sixth time) but it is the first time that a thoroughly incompetent pig with dangerous ideas, a serious psychiatric disorder, no knowledge of the world and no curiosity to learn has.

And it wasn’t just Donald Trump who won last night—it was his supporters too. The Klan won last night. White nationalists. Sexists, racists and buffoons. Angry young white men who think rap music and Cinco de Mayo are a threat to their way of life (or are the reason for their way of life) have been given cause to celebrate. Men who have no right to call themselves that and who think that women who aspire to more than looking hot are shrill, ugly, and otherwise worthy of our scorn rather than our admiration struck a blow for misogynistic shitheads everywhere. Hate was given hope. Abject dumbness was glamorized as being “the fresh voice of an outsider” who’s going to “shake things up.” (Did anyone bother to ask how? Is he going to re-arrange the chairs in the Roosevelt Room?) For the next four years, the President of the United States, the same office held by Washington and Jefferson, Lincoln and Teddy Roosevelt, F.D.R., J.F.K. and Barack Obama, will be held by a man-boy who’ll spend his hours exacting Twitter vengeance against all who criticize him (and those numbers will be legion). We’ve embarrassed ourselves in front of our children and the world.

And the world took no time to react. The Dow futures dropped 700 points overnight. Economists are predicting a deep and prolonged recession. Our NATO allies are in a state of legitimate fear. And speaking of fear, Muslim-Americans, Mexican-Americans and African-Americans are shaking in their shoes. And we’d be right to note that many of Donald Trump’s fans are not fans of Jews. On the other hand, there is a party going on at ISIS headquarters. What wouldn’t we give to trade this small fraction of a man for Richard Nixon right now?

So what do we do?

First of all, we remember that we’re not alone. A hundred million people in America and a billion more around the world feel exactly the same way we do.

Second, we get out of bed. The Trumpsters want to see people like us (Jewish, “coastal elites,” educated, socially progressive, Hollywood…) sobbing and wailing and talking about moving to Canada. I won’t give them that and neither will you. Here’s what we’ll do…

So what do we do?

First of all, we remember that we’re not alone. A hundred million people in America and a billion more around the world feel exactly the same way we do.

Second, we get out of bed. The Trumpsters want to see people like us (Jewish, “coastal elites,” educated, socially progressive, Hollywood…) sobbing and wailing and talking about moving to Canada. I won’t give them that and neither will you. Here’s what we’ll do…

…we’ll fucking fight. (Roxy, there’s a time for this kind of language and it’s now.) We’re not powerless and we’re not voiceless. We don’t have majorities in the House or Senate but we do have representatives there. It’s also good to remember that most members of Trump’s own party feel exactly the same way about him that we do. We make sure that the people we sent to Washington—including Kamala Harris—take our strength with them and never take a day off.

We get involved. We do what we can to fight injustice anywhere we see it—whether it’s writing a check or rolling up our sleeves. Our family is fairly insulated from the effects of a Trump presidency so we fight for the families that aren’t. We fight for a woman to keep her right to choose. We fight for the First Amendment and we fight mostly for equality—not for a guarantee of equal outcomes but for equal opportunities. We stand up.

America didn’t stop being America last night and we didn’t stop being Americans and here’s the thing about Americans: Our darkest days have always—always—been followed by our finest hours.

Roxy, I know my predictions have let you down in the past, but personally, I don’t think this guy can make it a year without committing an impeachable crime. If he does manage to be a douche nozzle without breaking the law for four years, we’ll make it through those four years. And three years from now we’ll fight like hell for our candidate and we’ll win and they’ll lose and this time they’ll lose for good. Honey, it’ll be your first vote.

The battle isn’t over, it’s just begun. Grandpa fought in World War II and when he came home this country handed him an opportunity to make a great life for his family. I will not hand his granddaughter a country shaped by hateful and stupid men. Your tears last night woke me up, and I’ll never go to sleep on you again.

Love,

Dad

Editor’s note: A previous version of this article overstated the amount by which Dow futures dropped on Wednesday morning.

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Sorkin is just as full of his own importance, if he was the one who published that letter, as Trump.

Its fucking stupid, even if alot of what he says is right. You wrote it to your daughters, not facebook.

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You were wearing the green down in Ballyporeen,
The home of the little potato
With your arm around Garreth , you dangled your carrot
But you’ll never get me to join NATO

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There’s a great intro/poem on that big box set he released a few years ago. All about him being out of his mind on coke in America. If he hadnt disappeared so far up his own arse the last few years would have been perfect for a good protest song writer .