I understand that youâve probably destroyed your grubby laptop with your bodily fluids but Iâm sure you can still work Google on it.
Yet he is able to decorate his computer screen with bodily fluids, he probably types one handed too.
I was only thinking earlier that while youâd regularly have one team thatâs been completely off the pace in the PL itâs rare enough youâd have two relegated this early? Or is it?
I would imagine so.
I think the real point is that the relegation strugglers this year have been further off the pace than ever before. I didnât bother looking at Manchester City v Cardiff tonight, I mean what was the point.
Itâs tough enough for the Bottom 3 anyway without the sort of blackguarding Cardiff got from the officials against Chelsea on Sunday.
Itâs the earliest ever alright. Previously the earliest date was April 14th in 1995. Ipswich were confirmed as second team down. They lost 9-0 to Utd same season
Derby were relegated in March in the 07/08 season
Stoke City finished with 17 points in the 42 game 1984/85 season, 33 points away from safety.
They obviously hadnât discovered Tony Pulis by that stage.
Fulham have been very disappointing. With the squad they have they should have made a better fist of it. At least Huddersfield are actually loaded with shit players
Too comfortable at the Cottage. Nice part of London, good money, load of imports brought in together. Never looked like any kind of team this season.
Possibly true. Didnât seem to give a fuck about defending. Must have the lowest work-rate/distance covered of all teams this season.
If it wasnât for Mitrovic theyâd have been goosed altogether
Mitrovic had a decent start but hasnât scored in 8 games and only scored in 2 of his last 21 games
Iâd still rate him very highly. He could play for a much better team.
He also has that âIâve seen things you canât imagineâ look in his eyes thatâs common amongst Serbian players
A haunted man.
If Cardiff can beat them on Saturday week then itâs all to play for given Burnleyâs run in which also includes Everton away and Arsenal
Conversely, if Burnley beat Cardiff, Burnley are safe and Cardiff are fucked.
I expect Burnley to win.
I said two teams - second team relegation in Derbyâs season wasnât confirmed till end of April
Very true, a potential season defining game for Cardiff