Premier League 2021-2022 (the Footix thread)

If I was Jamal Lewis I’d be getting out of Newcastle quicksmart. We all know what the Saudis do to fellas named Jamal who fall foul of them.

€300m for Newcastle and a billion in compo to Bein to shut them up and allow the deal to go through. To own Newcastle, some insanity

Going to be hillarious to see Newcastle and City fighting it out for the league.

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They’ll probably get relegated

Steve Bruce ate the pie chart.

the premier league needs a strong Newcastle

Newcastle will do serious damage with that budget in the championship

Finally, someone who can compete with City.

Manyoo won’t get their six point Brucie bonus unless or until he inevitably pops up somewhere else.

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Howaay the heads

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Brucie always finds a way. I’m surprised he hasn’t rocked up for a quick stint at Watford yet. There’ll be a job there for him when he gets the sack in February

The glazers will get him sorted.

Is Mike Ashley some sort of chav business savant. Doubled his money on Newcastle and I don’t think he put much into the club. Sports direct were making a few mill a year off them as well

Yes

Here’s @the_man_himself and his pals in the Toon Army celebrating the news

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He’s not wrong. Football fans are idiots

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It would be lovely if somebody did up a video of great Newcastle moments interspersed with clips from Saudi execution videos, with the music from Local Hero playing in the background.

Would that be lovely would it? Jesus