Hopefully from your arm pits or you were ripped off!
Hey I get that cut as well!
@Horsebox, good on you for having the sense and maturity to ask for a scissors cut. Only roasters and numpties go for the electric razor all round the sides and on top. Good test of how good your barber is too.
Should think about getting a slicked back undercut, pal.
Would only work if I was as hirsute as you, pal. Not a cut for the baldies.
A right crowd of steamers we have on here worrying about the price of their hairstyles. You lot are an embarrassment to the male population of Ireland. Dirty faggots!
[quote=“Fagan ODowd, post: 858519, member: 706”]Tried out the new Grafton barber at Sutton Cross today. Competent if somewhat stately Eastern European lady cut my hair and took forever about it. Took ages to create a parting and combover which I always eschew being more comfortable with the tousled baldness look. Lots of exaggerated swishes with the scissors but very little hair was troubled by these movements.
Then the clincher. “I vill now vash your hair”. No thanks I said, as I have never in my life had my hair washed by another human being, apart from Mammy. I wash my own hair and had in fact done so about an hour before setting foot in the barbers. This was not good news. “You must” she said. No I don’t want to. “It iss included in the preiz”. No thank you, I said firmly. Very well, she scowled, a bit like Mammy when you’d give about getting the Clinic in your eyes. “But you must pay for it”.
So we had another 5 or 10 minutes of putting tonic in my hair. What the fuck is that. Drying my hair, trimming my eyebrows, strimming my ears. Before I was eventually released from the chair.
Then I had to pay. I looked at the board. Dry cut was not an option. What kind of a fucking barber won’t give you a dry cut. So it was 22 euro.
This crowd will be out of business by Christmas.
Other notes. Some cunt beside me was getting his beard turned into a Zapata moustache for Movember. He couldn’t get over the good of this and he kept looking in the mirror and going wow. He had been given a brandy which he drained in two gulps. As he was leaving he had a good look around the shop, expecting to soak up the admiring glances. The fucking eejit.[/quote]
Update.
As this cut grew out it became apparent that this was the worst haircut I ever received. Despite the paltry amount of hair I have it either stood up or curled in unfortunate fashion. Notwithstanding my age and general infirmity I am quite vain and I like to get the eye from ladies (albeit of advanced years) while I am out, particularly at Christmas. This did not happen this year principally because I had a head like a turkey cock on me.
I took remedial action today and got it cut again.
[quote=“Fagan ODowd, post: 879832, member: 706”]Update.
As this cut grew up it became apparent that this was the worst haircut I ever received. Despite the paltry amount of hair I have it either stood up or curled in unfortunate fashion. Notwithstanding my age and general infirmity I am quite vain and I like to get the eye from ladies (albeit of advanced years) while I am out, particularly at Christmas. This did not happen this year principally because I had a head like a turkey cock on me.
I took remedial action today and got it cut again.[/quote]
Sounds like you were mugged off mate. Mugged off good and proper. Imagine getting a shit haircut and no woman will look at you. At christmas!
Just back from the barbers myself.
15 euro for a 4 blade at the back and sides and a scissors on top.
My usual guy is on holidays so a very attractive if slightly large lady did the job. I usually prefer silence but today was different. She seemed like a genuinely interesting person and I listened intently and asked some genuine questions.
She was going for a 10/10 but dropped 2 points at the end for the clumsy way she removed the cloak which resulted in some hair spilling onto the inside of my shirt collar. Very annoying.
[quote=“Kinvara’s Passion, post: 879836, member: 686”]Just back from the barbers myself.
15 euro for a 4 blade at the back and sides and a scissors on top.
My usual guy is on holidays so a very attractive if slightly large lady did the job. I usually prefer silence but today was different. She seemed like a genuinely interesting person and I listened intently and asked some genuine questions.
She was going for a 10/10 but dropped 2 points at the end for the clumsy way she removed the cloak which resulted in some hair spilling onto the inside of my shirt collar. Very annoying.[/quote]
Was she big boned?
Pleasantly plump pal.
Do you find it easier catching the tubby birds?
I pay for it if I need to
I applaud your honesty. 
It would be a lot more honest if he replaced the “if” with a comma
Hardly surprising
That’s a clamping
A mugging off in fact
Coke and hookers.
Who the fuck is Tata Martino’s barber?